1. The one that awkwardly hits on EVERYONE.
This one is making the rounds and he/she will find you.
2. The sober pledge.
3. The one that is already naked two minutes into the party.
4. The girls who think every song is HER song.
Have you ever heard 20 drunk people screaming the lyrics of “Wonderwall”? It is beautiful.
5. That creepy guy who already graduated but comes to hit on younger students.
You know the one.
6. The one who spends all night hugging the porcelain throne.
7. The one who just doesn't want to be there.
8. The senior that judges all of the freshman.
9. The guy that pour extra alcohol into everything.
Like Oprah but with alcohol.
10. The guy who wants to have a deep convo.
This person is drunk and just took Philosophy 101 so get ready for some truth.
11. The one killing it at beer pong.
Their heart beats to the splash of the Ping-Pong ball. They hold everyone strictly to “house rules” and they will probably yell at you.
12. The creative drinker.
Just give them the bottle and get out of the way.
13. The guy that loves pulling "pranks".
14. The crier.
15. The one trying too hard and failing.
16. The one that is sexiled.
Your bedroom has become the ultimate expression of love between two strangers.
17. The one who makes out with everyone.
18. The one who just want food.
Nothing is safe.
19. The one who wants food but is on a diet.
20. The one who passes out too early.
You will wake up with a penis on your face.
21. Overdressed people.
5-inch heels seem like an odd choice for an unfinished basement where everyone is drinking Everclear and Kool-Aid out of plastic cups.
22. The person that wants to go to -insert restaurant-.
They are begging everyone to come along on a journey to Waffle Town.
23. The wingman.
24. The people that just want to dance.
Whether there’s dancing or not, they will let you know that they want to dance.
25. The person that is pretending to be interested but is actually just there for drinks.
26. The aggressive shot pusher.
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And the most important leason is:
