So, I just saw the new "It" movie on Monday based on Stephen King's book.

It wasn't that scary, personally to me, because I do like horror movies. (However, my boyfriend was terrified.) The book itself, and the movie, too, are great pieces of literature that show the impact childhood trauma, fear, and phobias can have on adulthood.

But in reality, Pennywise isn't scary. In fact, here are some things that Pennywise can say to me as a college student which would make me go down the sewer with him.

1. “Your professor said class will be canceled.”

2. “There’s free food down here.”

3. “You can print for free.”

4. “There will be a curve on your exam.”

5. “Your professor said they’ll drop the lowest score.”

6. “You won’t have to pay for a textbook.”

7. “I’ll give you alcohol.”

I wouldn't mind if Pennywise told me these.