Well, it's officially fall, and with the return of the Pumpkin Spice Latte at Starbucks, basic girls (and guys) everywhere are rejoicing.
Also, with the recent release of "It," many have been asking the same question: What would make you join Pennywise in the sewer? Personally, I'm not sure a paper boat would do it, but it got me wondering...how difficult would it be for Pennywise to lure a basic AF millennial into the sewer?
My conclusion: not difficult at all. Here are 13 ways Pennywise could easily lure any basic.
1. PSL (Obviously)
2. "There's BOGO Uggs Down Here"
3. Free Wine
4. "Unlimited Froyo"
5. Victoria's Secret Anything
6. "Ryan Gosling Is Down Here"
7. Brunch (and Mimosa!)
8. Bath & Body Works Candles
9. Unlimited Forever 21 Merchandise
10. "I Have The Secret To The Perfect Eyeliner Wing"
11. "There's Chipotle Down Here"
12. "I Have The Newest iPhone"
13. Okay, okay, Pennywise. Truth is: Just take off the clown makeup and we'll follow you anywhere.
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