Pay day can be the best day, but the rest of the month can be a bit of a struggle. When you get paid, you're on top of the world and can do any buy anything. The only problem is, you buy everything and then you end up eating peanut butter sandwiches for the last two weeks of the month.
1. Going Out
Pay Day: We should do this every night. We're never going home.
The Rest of the Month: You guys go on without me, I'm going to sit at home drinking water.
2. Shopping
Pay Day: Oh my gosh, I can get all those things I've been wanting all month. Let's hit three malls and all the stores and the outlets.
The Rest of the Month: Window shopping is a lot less fun than it sounds.
3. Getting Gas
Pay Day: Full tank! I'm going to get all the gas.
The Rest of the Month: And $5.00 even. That should last me for the week, right?
4. Eating Out
Pay Day: Let's go somewhere with table clothes and candles and eat steak!
The Rest of the Month: They have a dollar menu right?
5. Groceries
Pay Day: I need fresh produce and organic, grass fed meat and name-brand cereal.
The Rest of the Month: Kraft is how much?! *Grabs Great Value mac-n-cheese*
6. Makeup
Pay Day: Sephora, Sephora, Sephora.
The Rest of the Month: Physician's Formula is pretty much the same thing.
7. Toilet Paper
Pay Day: *buys all the Charmin you can carry*
The Rest of the Month: *steals the one-ply toilet paper from the work bathroom*