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30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots Win The Super Bowl...AGAIN

Ugh I am pretty sure most people can agree.

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I am 99.999% sure that I am not the only one thinking this right now...and no I'm not just saying that because I am a Seahawks fan! I'm sure I am speaking for a lot of people when I say Tom Brady is a very self centered human being! I would rather do these 30 things than watch the Patriots win another Super Bowl.

1. Drink bleach

2. Cook dinner...I don't even cook!

3. Do laundryĀ 

4. ExerciseĀ 

5. Clean the houseĀ 

6. Car shoppingĀ 

7. Be broke

8. Stab myselfĀ 

9. Go to jail

10. Eat a ton of food

11. Stick my hand on a hot stoveĀ 

12. Give birthĀ 

13. Get punched in the faceĀ 

14. Watch paint dryĀ 

15. Break my leg

16. Read a book

17. Organize my closetĀ 

18. Make house made out of cards

19. Go to a museumĀ 

20. Write a love letterĀ 

21. Dance around my room all aloneĀ 

22. Throw myself in a snowbank in shorts and a tank top

23. Contemplate my life choices

24. Learn a new languageĀ 

25. Go to a libraryĀ 

26. Sit threw a 5 hour play!

27. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! I would actually sit and stare at a wall!Ā 

28. Play Fortnite

29. Go back to high school

30. Get along with my brother...that's not easy to doĀ 

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