Do you ever feel like you’re experiencing a midlife crisis, despite the fact that you haven’t even reached 25 yet? So does Patrick Star (even though he’s actually 40). Here's 13 times Patrick Star really spoke to your young adult soul.
1. When you’re halfway to a bachelor’s degree
2. When you have that one seemingly brilliant idea
"We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
3. Then your friends critique said idea
4. And you realize, maybe said idea isn’t as bright as you thought
"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb."
5. When your roommates steal your very last cup of Instant Ramen
6. You really realize you’re an ‘adult’ when you get disproportionately excited about sales at the Home Goods store
7. Professors/employers/family members/generally everyone in your life expecting you to act your age
"Being grown up is boring. I love being a baby. Besides, I don't get jazz."
8. Wondering how your life spiraled out of control
"It's the perfect crime!"
9. Not having appropriate coping skills for any amount of stress:
10. Getting a little too philosophical from time to time
"You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think?"
11. Procrastinating everything until the very last minute, then taking yourself way too seriously
12. Being harsh on yourself, but never on your friends
13. Maybe this is the best option
Despite your troubles, at least you have the comfort of knowing that a fictitious sea creature feels the same way as you do. Hang in there!
