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15 Times Patrick Star Perfectly Described Your College Experience

We're all goofy goobers at heart.

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15 Times Patrick Star Perfectly Described Your College Experience
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Everybody's favorite sea-faring starfish will always have a special place in our childhood memories…but what if I told you he's even more relatable to us now? That's right - Patrick Star gets you when it comes to all of your college student shenanigans. And here are 15 college moments explained perfectly by our pink friend that might very well show you how closely you align with him after all:

1. When you come home to a bunch of your roommate's friends at your place


2. When you decide to enjoy some alone time in your room on a Friday night



3. When the university tells you it's time for your tuition payment



4. When your parents nag you about not having a job on campus, so you try to convince them that you actually enjoy being broke



5. When you see a hot person and try to be discrete about checking them out



6. When your professor asks you whether or not you're paying attention when you clearly aren't



7. When things are going well for you and your crush and they invite you back to their place



8. When you get some alone time with bae and you try to be seductive



9. When someone tries to ask why you have such bad habits and why you haven't fixed them yet



10. When you're drunk and fooling around and don't understand why your friends are so worried you're going to hurt yourself



11. When you're so eager to show off your new dance moves that you can't even wait until you're at the club



12. When you lock yourself out of your room at 3 AM and are desperate to try anything to get your door open



13. When you come home for break and get your first taste of home cooking in months



14. When your parents ask you if you've gained any weight over the course of the semester and you get defensive



15. When you spend the night with that cute boy or cute girl you met at the party, but they leave before you wake up


This was Patrick Star at his finest, ladies and gents. I bet you won't be able to look upon this cartoon the same way ever again.

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