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9 Passive-Aggressive Valentine's Day Gifts

Maybe he'll finally understand that all you want is to be kissed in the rain with cheesy soundtrack music playing in the background.

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9 Passive-Aggressive Valentine's Day Gifts
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Forget chocolates or Valentine's themed teddy bears. This Valentine's Day, take the opportunity to indirectly tell your lover how you really feel about them. Here are 9 gifts to get for your significant other who just doesn't seem to get the hint.

1. Deodorant

You and your lover have gotten a little too comfortable with each other these days, but hygiene shouldn't take a back seat because of that. Get them a stick of deodorant, some perfume, maybe even some mouthwash, and they might get the clue.

2. Cleaning supplies

Chewbacca left a hairy mess in the shower, the kitchen sink is a war zone, and the cat is starting to grow mold. Let your beau know that the house isn't going to clean itself.

3. Cookbooks

You have been eating out for the last 2 weeks because all that you know how to cook is instant ramen and microwavable mac and cheese. It's time to learn to fend for yourself.

4. Your favorite chocolates

*Cough cough* I LOVE these chocolates. They're SO good. If only I had someone who would BUY THEM FOR ME.

5. Actual "boyfriend jeans"

For your girlfriend who never seems to stop raiding your closet.

6. All of your sweaters/T-shirts/beanies/the rest of your closet

You're starting to think that your girlfriend doesn't even have her own clothes. You might as well just give her everything now because she's going to end up taking them anyways.

7. A coupon for 5 fitness classes at the gym

Because you really need someone to go to that 8am hot yoga class with you.

8. A new camera

Your significant other doesn't take nearly enough pictures of you. Get him this and make him regret the time he only took 3 pictures of you when you went to see the Rockefeller Christmas Tree Lighting.

9. A DVD set of your favorite romance movies

You've watched Titanic, The Notebook, and Twilight how many times now? Maybe this time your sweetheart will finally understand that all you want is to be kissed in the rain with cheesy soundtrack music playing in the background.

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