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5 Necessary Items For A Good Party

Why you need these essentials.

Clara Pinchbeck

May 23, 2016

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So, have you been to a party? If your answer is yes, then you know what I’m about to talk about. If your answer is no, then this is what you have been missing!

1. Chex Mix

Chex Mix is a party MUST. This delicious blend of chex and spices is essential. To make chex mix: steal your parent's chex, dump it in a bowl, write your signature on the back of each one, add spices to the bowl, and just shake. You can bet that your guests will totally love it!

2. Coca-Cola

Coke is essential for any party. Not only is it refreshing but it also gives you lots of energy to party through the night! The caffeine in Coca-Cola truly makes partygoers energetic and energized for dancing the night away. To make Coke: go to the store, buy a jug of it, pour it on a napkin, and water board all the guests with it.

3. Moo-sick

Moo-sick is a great addition to a party. Party guests love to shimmy and shake and this gives them the opportunity to do so! In order to create these lovely sounds, collect a few local cows, and poison them. In a short while they will be getting sick, and in doing so, mooing! Mission accomplished.

4. Beer

Oh, did I say beer? I meant BEAR! These fellows really are fundamental for any decent party these days. Bears are very talented in killing, which is what every party needs! In order to create the perfect party atmosphere for your guests, find a bear in the woods, brand it to make it very angry, and let it loose in your party. Guests will shriek in delight! If you really are feeling like a good host, steal a baby bear cub and let the mother loose in the party!

5. Pin the tail on the donkey.

This party game also calls upon the usage of live animals. In order to satisfy guests, buy a donkey, rip off its tail, and give each guest a stolen horse tail with a large safety pin on it, then blindfold each person and force them to pin the tail upon the ass. This will not disappoint, I can promise that.

So, whether you are a middle schooler, college kid, or senior citizen, these five tricks will make any partygoer of yours jump with glee! Do not take short cuts because guests will not appreciate that.

Happy hunting, and CHEERS!

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4. Beer

5. Pin the tail on the donkey.

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