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Parking At Rowan As Told By 'Jersey Shore'

Gym, tan, parking.

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Parking At Rowan As Told By 'Jersey Shore'
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If you go to Rowan University you know that one of the only downsides is the parking. As if going to class wasn't hard enough, the parking makes it 10 times more difficult to force yourself to go. So here's something to make us laugh at the horrible situation that we call "parking" at Rowan.

When you pull onto campus and can already tell there isn't going to be a single spot.

So you circle every parking lot for 15 minutes.

You see public safety is also circling the parking lot to see who they can give a ticket to.


You see that perfectly good spots are blocked by public safety while there are 20 people looking for spots.

You almost hit multiple people who don't know how to use a crosswalk.

You find yourself wondering where your tuition money goes and why there's no parking.

While driving all around campus you see 15 other cars parked illegally who have tickets.

You finally see a spot and then realize it's just occupied by a tiny car.

You drive around for 5 more minutes and see someone getting into their car.

Once the car pulls out someone pulls in right after them even though you're clearly waiting.

You start cursing because you're going to be late for class.

You remember the two other parking tickets you still haven't paid.

But you decide to just park illegally and face the consequences.

You sit through class anxiously wondering if you'll return to your car with a ticket on it.

You finally get out of class, walk to your car, and find a ticket on your windshield.

You're upset but then you realize it's the weekend and it's time to party.

Great school, horrible parking situation.

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