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15 Thoughts You Have Trying To Park At KSU

Let's all say it together—parking sucks.

Colt Dillard
Jan 25, 2016
Kennesaw State University
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Here at Kennesaw State University, there are many wonderful things: the academics are great, the atmosphere is awesome, it's in a nice town and it’s not a bad commute at all. There is, however, one thing about KSU that is the worst thing on planet Earth: parking. Parking at KSU should be considered torture; I'm not sure if I would rather be hung by my toes or try to find a parking space during the first week of class. This sentiment isn't just my opinion, many students share the same thoughts. Here are just a few (censored) thoughts you have while trying to find a spot:

1. If I can't find a space in West Deck, I'm going home.


2. What time do these people get here?

3. This Southern Poly merge has made my life so much harder. Still seem like a good idea?


4. Maybe if I stalk this person I can get their spot…

5. I will run over the next person that gets in my way.

6. I refuse to park in the church lot—not doing it.

7. How can I not find a space? I am here 45 minutes before class.

8. Oh man, that coffee just hit me. I need to pee—now.

9. God, help me find a spot. Amen.

10. Is she getting in her car? No, that's cool. Just rub it in my face that you're parked.

11. OK, this bathroom situation isn't getting any better.

12. Again, someone is bragging they have a spot—wait, they're leaving.

13. I'll just back up and be nice enough to let them out. I'm such a Good Samaritan.

14. *Laughing maniacally while pulling in the parking spot.*

15. Thank you, Jesus! Amen again.

Did I miss any thoughts? Hit the nail on the head? Let me know in the comments!

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