Listen here, Netflix. I've got a bone to pick with you.

You boast being the best place to do all of our binge-watching marathons of any amazing show you have available to stream, which is pretty hard to argue, but there is one major flaw and annoyance to this claim. Why is it that after only THREE EPISODES you give me the damned screen asking if I'm still watching? Like, if you want me to use your service to binge watch, what do you consider bingeing? An episode or two? NO. If I am bingeing How to Get Away With Murder, you better expect that I am planting my booty on the couch until I finish an entire season.

I have come to you prepared, wearing my comfiest sweats, a mixture of sweet and salty snacks, plenty of drinks, and a fuzzy blanket at the ready. If I were to be watching these shows on cable TV, a night of three episodes is just a typical weeknight of television watching. And I never have to find the remote to push the "Continue Watching" button! I can melt into my couch and become as sedentary as possible, but you like to make me work for everything, dontcha Netflix!? I pay nearly $10 for you every month and this is how you repay me? I'm sick of it! You're so great with your lack of commercials and plethora of options for my indecisive ass, but this nuisance, Netflix, this nuisance is the last straw.