Dear Man I'm Interested In,

Are you deaf or blind? When will you finally ask me out? I have been dropping all of these hints that I'm interested in being more than just friends, but for some crazy, unknown reason I get nothing from you. I know you feel the same way I do; I mean who could not want to date me, right? So, gather up the courage God blessed you with and ask me out!

I will forewarn you though, if you couldn't already tell, I'm a handful. I know it may be hard to tell, but I am. I boast about myself and how confident I am, but if I'm honest, that is just a front I put on. On the inside I cringe every time a joke is made about how I look or act even if it is out of playing. As my very near future boyfriend (here I go with the hints again) you need to know this because there will be times I reach for you to give me the self-confidence and assurance that I am beautiful, inside and out, so don't be shy when it comes to telling me how beautiful I am or how I make you feel.

More food-for-thought, I'm crazy emotionally. One moment I'm singing my lungs off to "We Go Together" from Grease and the other moment I'm off in my little dark corner squeezing my teddy bear, trying to reassure myself that it'll be okay. Well maybe not that drastic, but you get the point. In this fast-paced world where you either make it or break it, I need someone to stay constant. You don't necessarily have to stay at one job for the rest of our relationship together (hopefully it will lead to marriage, hint hint). However I do need someone to stay constant emotionally for me. Someone that will be the solid rock I fall upon like a Disney princess every time some mean person insults me or I don't get the promotion I have been dreaming about my whole life. Think of it this way, whenever I start getting all emotional and want to either punch a wall or cry, just take your arms and fold them around me. Here is the key part: don't let go. Don't let go until I look up at you with a smile on my face because that is the sign that I'm okay. I'll keep it real simple for you. When in doubt, hug it out.

There are many more characteristics and traits I can warn you about, but I'll leave that for you to figure out on your own. Why? Well, it'll make our relationship interesting and entertaining. Who wants a perfect relationship anyway? Well, I do, but I don't want a boring one that's for sure. Let's agree to something before you ask me out because you will ask me out soon. Let's agree to love each other unconditionally just as God loves us unconditionally, okay? Let's be the solid rock each other can fall on and not shifting sand. Let's be a light in the dark the other can look to and not the dark hiding the light. Let's live life together even though I'm a crazy, self-conscious, Disney princess.

Love (I'm giving you as many hints as I can, so take them!),

Your Soon-to-be Girlfriend (okay, okay I'm done with the hints.)