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An Open Letter To My Keurig

I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship.

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An Open Letter To My Keurig
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Keurig,

Where do I even start? You have been there for me through literally everything when it comes to my college career. But first, I'll start by thanking you, thanking you for all the ways that you have supported me since we met. Whether it be late nights for studying, early mornings for a full day of class, you are always there. I know how difficult it must be for you, as I gently poke and prod you to wake up and get ready to work, because trust me, I'd rather be in bed too. Thank you for constantly accepting me and how I look, despite what I'm wearing. Whether it be a dress and heels or sweats and a baggy hoodie; you never once stop to gawk at my appearance.

Although you do have these wonderful qualities about you, let's get real about your flaws. First off, do you have to make that gosh awful noise every single time that you wake up? Honestly, I think a fire-breathing dragon could be quieter than you. What about this "I'm thirsty" shenanigans? I get it, you need a drink but I'll get to it when I get to it, just please stop nagging me about it. Then as if you didn't want just water, you are very specific, you have to filter it yourself and when it comes time to change that filter please, don't even get me started.

Despite our differences, I forgive you once the scent of the beautifully brewed cup of coffee, that you worked so hard on, fills my nose. I make sure that I say thank you, as I take the cup off of your plate and finally allow you to go back to sleep as I prepare for another day of the constant arguing that is bound to happen as we fill each other's needs.

Yours Truly,

Dani

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