Dear Future Maid of Honor,

Since you're my best friend and my life would surely fall to pieces if you ever left my side, I wanted to ask you, if not a little prematurely, to be my maid of honor. Out of all the fish in the friendship sea there is no one else I could see (SEE what I did there?) being able to handle the pressures of being my MoH. Through all the hard times and the fun times, you have always been there for me and I know you will continue to shine in that capacity on my special day. I do want to be up front and let you know that this task will not be an easy one (as I am sure you already figured). There will be sleepless nights, and endless fights over floral and design, but there is no one I would rather tough it out with than you. I am entrusting you to minimize any potential Bridezilla outbreaks and we both know that is not small order, but I have faith you can keep it down to two or three. No one understands me the way that you do, and because of that I know you are the only person that can keep me sane throughout the process of planning my own wedding. I know you will take this job as seriously as I need you to, and I know you will not hesitate to have my back even if it meant tackling the florist to the ground, should she try to bring a carnation within 50 miles of my wedding. As for the pre-wedding festivities, I do have a few requests, please keep the bridal shower a classy AF affair and make sure the bachelorette party puts my fiances bachelor party to shame. The most crucial of all things, ensure that there are no carnation flowers to be seen for miles, there are none of those god awful chair covers from the 80's and that my fiance shows up and looks fresh to death. I've come to know a lot about you in the past 6 years of our friendship, and I know without a doubt, I am putting my trust in the right person. So here's to you, my future maid of honor who's made of honor. Now that I have the perfect MoH, I just need to find the perfect guy ;).

Love,

The Future Bride