Dear Easy Mac,
Thanks for always being here for me and always having my back. Without you, I would probably starve to death. From my dorm room to my apartment you have continued to stick by my side.
Your three and a half minute microwave time is so convenient and is much better than waiting in the long lines at the dining hall.
You are great for any meal of the day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even a midnight snack. You are the perfect companion to an all-night study session and an even better companion to binge watching Grey's Anatomy for five days straight.
You are there for me when I need you the most. You're there for me in times of stress, times of sadness, times of joy, and times of confusion. You're one of the few foods that I could eat when I got my tonsils out, so thank you for giving me hope in those dark and painful few weeks while I was bedridden.
To be so cheap, you are so good. I can buy a large Costco-sized box without my wallet running empty and I appreciate that. It gives me even more money to buy more of you, making sure that I never run out in the desperate times of hunger at three in the morning.
You also allow me the freedom of never having to leave my house for over 24 hours since you are always stored away in my kitchen cabinet. What a perfect companion to a homebody like myself.
For being so simple, you have filled my stomach with happiness and my heart with love. While your cheese may be fake, your intentions are real and you are 100% a true friend.
Love,
The Mac and Cheese Queen