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An Open Letter to Dog Haters Everywhere

I'm no doctor, but you may be heartless if you aren't in love with man's best friend!

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An Open Letter to Dog Haters Everywhere

As a newfound owner of a positively charming little ball of fur, and notorious lady killer (pictured above) named Flynn (inspired by “smoldering” Eugene Fitzherbert, otherwise known as Flynn Rider, husband to Rapunzel in the Disney favorite "Tangled"), I know first-hand how amazing it is to have a dog around. I have not the slightest idea of how one could dislike dogs. It's like the equivalent of disliking ice cream or Chipotle’s guacamole (which is absolutely unheard of). Who can you cuddle with that also doubles as a walking space heater? Who is responsible for greeting you every day when you get home with endless kisses? Who is going to make you giggle when it seems like nothing has been going your way? A significant other may or may not be a response to the above three questions, but is your significant other super furry and cute? Unless your boyfriend is Gerard Butler, the answer is no.

This perky puppy can’t wait to see his or her person when they come home from a taxing day of working on the job or dealing with a professor who won’t stop with his pretentious, high-and-mighty attitude. Can you imagine opening the door and seeing this beautiful face, ready and willing to hear about all of the highs and lows of your day?


After seeing the stress you are under, this puppy wants nothing more than to brighten your day. Being silly is one of the many adorable qualities dogs have. Whether it’s your dog trying (and failing) to swim after a ball you threw in the lake for it to fetch, struggling to have stability on the wooden floor in the kitchen, or wearing the doggy Halloween costume you bought for it, the puppy always knows how to brighten your day.

Don’t the faces of these adorable pooches just scream, “Get your butt on this couch along with a pint of Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream and the remote. We are going to watch Netflix for the next three hours.”? There’s nothing better than snuggling up to your best friend. They are intrigued by the television, despite the crappy reality television show that is being spouted out. Never in a million years would your boy let you drag him into the TV room at 7pm to watch the latest episode of "The Bachelorette," but your beloved dog will jump at the chance to spend some quality time with his or her favorite person (you).

Here is a copious amount of photos of adorable pups that will have you looking up dog breeders in the area in order to invest in your own “man’s best friend.”

If even these photos did not draw a smile out of you, you may lack a heart, but I’m no doctor!

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