This is not the way the world was meant to go.

We created a magical thing with the refrigerator. A way to conveniently store food until we are ready to eat it again. But you have taken it too far.

Before there was the refrigerator, there was fire. And FIRE is the greatest invention. Once human kind learned how to control fire and cook our food, life got A LOT better.

Why do you insist on destroying the natural order of things by eating your pizza (among other foods) cold? Pizza is meant to be served warm. And that means sticking it in the microwave or toaster oven or even the real oven!

Please stop! Seriously why do you do this?

Psychologically, warm food is more filling than cold food. Your own brain disagrees with you!

The texture of cold food is completely different than warm food. Why would you eat something that tastes so good warm (Pizza) when it's cold? I just don't understand!

You don't have to stop eating disgusting cold if you don't want to of course, I will just sit back and let you. But it's gross. And I really don't understand.

Enjoy your gross cold pizza

I'll enjoy my toasty warm pizza

Weirdo