Dear Campus Police,
So, we get that working on a college campus is not the best job sometimes. Us students know we aren't always the easiest group to deal with and we make your job just a little tougher than it needs to be, but don't think that we don't appreciate everything you do for us! So, this is our thank you for everything.
Thank you for letting it slide that one time we accidentally got a little sloppy. It's a common understanding that whenever someone with a badge walks over, we put on our "I'm 100 percent fine right now" face (which is not always the easiest task). So thank you for having conversations with us and making sure we're OK. Honestly, we hope you at least find us amusing.
Thank you for being our friends and not just Campus Police. We know that it's tough to be both the good guy and the strict one. We understand that sometimes your job can get monotonous, so we take it into our own hands to keep you on your feet. I mean not many other people are up for 24 hours a day to chat with when doing homework. You've really seen us at our best and worst. Somehow you've done a pretty good job finding the happy medium. Thanks for being our cool older friends on campus.
Thank you for keeping us safe! Us carefree and reckless students often times think we are capable of the impossible. Thanks for keeping us in check, especially on the weekends. You may think your work goes unnoticed, but trust me, we know how difficult we are. Whether it be giving a safety escort after some late night homework or keeping us in check on a Saturday, it is all greatly appreciated.
Thank you for being chill about situations we aren't too proud of putting ourselves in. Isn't fun getting busted, but we really do appreciate when you make the process as quick and painless as possible. Of all people, you know that being a college student has its ups and downs, so thank you for dealing with both the highs and the lows. We probably wouldn't make it through without you!
Sincerely,
All college students everywhere