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12 Things Makeup Addicts Don't Need To Look Into A Mirror To Admit

You think it's excessive, but we don't really care what you think.

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Jan 02, 2019

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12 Things Makeup Addicts Don't Need To Look Into A Mirror To Admit

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The mini heart attack you have when you drop your favorite bronzer

It doesn't matter how much it cost, your heart will stop every single time.

“I’m only buying one eyeshadow palette” Walks out with three new eyeshadow palettes, a highlighter palette, and a new mascara.

I mean it's just like going to Walmart when your hungry right?

Bracing yourself before you dip into a loose powder so your outfit doesn’t get messed up.

Translucent setting powder is the quickest way to ruin an entire outfit.

The slight feeling of shame when the person at the register says “Thank you for being a Rouge Member” or “Thank you for being a Diamond member”, or if you are me, you are both….

Hey at least I use all my makeup right?

At least you know exactly which drink is yours because of the giant lipstick or lipgloss marks on your straw.

No explanation needed...

Somehow your makeup melts off in under an hour when you go out, but when you go to take it off at night it takes five makeup wipes and you’ll go through two or three rounds of rinsing off cleansing balm.

You'll still wake up in the morning and find some makeup on your face too.

Only having one bag filled with clothes but having two bags filled with makeup when you travel.

It's not my fault Natasha Denona dropped two beautiful palettes before I saw all the limited edition holiday collections.

Explaining to your significant other that yes the two new red lipsticks you just bought are completely different.

An orangey red and a more blue red are two very different things.

Wait Sephora is giving us discount codes???

If you've ever shopped at Sephora you know exactly what I'm talking about.

At the end of the day as long as you have on makeup, it really doesn’t matter what you wear out of the house.

At least my makeup looks good right?

When your winged eyeliner is perfect and people ask you why you took "so long to get ready"

Winged liner is an art that takes a long time and extreme levels of care.

Obsessing over the packaging when a new product is launched.

It's an experience, OK?

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The mini heart attack you have when you drop your favorite bronzer

“I’m only buying one eyeshadow palette” *Walks out with three new eyeshadow palettes, a highlighter palette, and a new mascara.*

Bracing yourself before you dip into a loose powder so your outfit doesn’t get messed up.

The slight feeling of shame when the person at the register says “Thank you for being a Rouge Member” or “Thank you for being a Diamond member”, or if you are me, you are both….

At least you know exactly which drink is yours because of the giant lipstick or lipgloss marks on your straw.

Somehow your makeup melts off in under an hour when you go out, but when you go to take it off at night it takes five makeup wipes and you’ll go through two or three rounds of rinsing off cleansing balm.

Only having one bag filled with clothes but having two bags filled with makeup when you travel.

Explaining to your significant other that yes the two new red lipsticks you just bought are completely different.

Wait Sephora is giving us discount codes???

At the end of the day as long as you have on makeup, it really doesn’t matter what you wear out of the house.

When your winged eyeliner is perfect and people ask you why you took "so long to get ready"

Obsessing over the packaging when a new product is launched.

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Yes, I'm fine. No, I'm not mad about anything.

1. People always asking if I'm ok

2. "Are you mad?"

3. Having to approach potential new friends first because they might be intimidated by you.

4. Getting complaints at work that you "look mean".

5. Having to literally force yourself to smile around new people.

6. "I always thought you were mean before I met you!"

7. I could be having the best day of my life and my face would still look like this:

8. When people start badgering you with questions if you're ok, you actually do start to become a little irritated and annoyed.

9. It makes your blood boil when someone tells you to smile more.

10. Constantly having to reassure people that you're happy.

11. The exhaustion that comes after having to fake a smile.

12. People always think you're judging them.

13. Trying to make your face look like a ray of sunshine, but giving up because it's too hard.

14. Feeling like you're over smiling when you're just smiling like a regular person.

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2. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

3. Marshall and Lily

4. Mac and Cheese

5. Fred and George Weasley

6. Katniss and Peeta

7. Santa and Mrs. Claus

8. Cat and Dog from "CatDog"

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11. R2D2 and C3PO

12. Chewie and Han Solo

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15. Forrest Gump and Benjamin Buford “Bubba" Blue

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17. Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

18. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth

19. Captain America and Bucky Barnes

20. Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon

21. Dylan and Cole Sprouse

22. Mickey and Minnie Mouse

23. Donald and Daisy Duck

24. Snoop Dogg and weed

25. Prince Charming and Cinderella

26. Peanut Butter and Jelly

27. Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr

28. Captain Kirk and Spock

29. Romeo and Juliet

30. Bert and Ernie

31. Simon and Garfunkle

32. Marty McFly and Doc Brown

33. Sonny and Cher

34. Sherlock and Watson

35. Britney Spears and K-Fed

36. Woody and Buzz

37. Mario and Luigi

38. Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry

39. Thing 1 and Thing 2

40. Batman and Robin

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