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Oneonta Weather is Bipolar AF

Waz Good Oney? You Alright?

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Oneonta Weather is Bipolar AF
SUNY Oneonta

Now this is my second year in Oneonta and I've got to say that the weather up here is bipolar af. I have never experienced all of the seasons in just one week so I thought I'd take the time to write Oney at quick letter:

Dear Oneonta,

Waz good? You aight? You feeling ok? I mean last week it was snowing and before that it was raining like crazy. The other day it was 68 degrees outside. You do know that it's fall, right? We're in the month of November. I think everyone wants to know what's up with you. We're starting to get the feeling that you might be acting out about something but we can't seem to figure out why. Are you mad at us, Oney? Who hurt you? Did we forget to say thank you for the sunny weather in August and September? Let us know cause you've got us out here like...


I mean I don't mind the random nice weather but like, can I just get a copy of your weather schedule? Is that too much to ask? Once again we still don't know if you are mad at us so we might be overstepping our boundaries. I have a great idea. Why don't we all just sit down and talk about whatever is bothering you because personally I don't think I can handle another random snow day in November. I think I might have to transfer schools at that point, to be honest. I don't want it to come to that, Oney. I love you too much to do that.


If you could just let us know that'd be great. We can meet anytime you'd like. We can definitely sit down in Starbucks one day and maybe get you a Pumpkin Spice Latte, just let us know. We just want to make sure you're okay. I mean we never want to see you upset so if you feel the need to vent, we are here for you, Oney. We gotchu! Just let us know what's been going on with the weather latetly. That's all we're asking for.

Sincerely,

Oney Residents & Ya Girl Sand ;)


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