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20 Of The Best Christian Pick-up Lines

So, my parents are home. Wanna come over?

Lauren Stancle

Apr 11, 2016

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In the Christian circle, maybe you've heard one of these atrocities used as an attempt to pick-up a future spouse -- and if you have, I'm sorry.

1. I heard you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ… mind if I'm third wheel?

2. 3. So, my parents are home. Wanna come over?

4. If I march around you seven times, will you fall for me?

5. 6. I’m not Boaz and you’re not Ruth, but you can glean my fields anytime.

7. 8. Are you a Pharisee? ‘Cause you’re the fairest one I see.

9. 10. Do you need prayer? Because I can totally lay hands on you…

11. Your love language isn’t too important to me… because I’m going to love you in every language.

12. 13. Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?

14. On a scale from one to 10 you’re a nine and I’m the one God sent to complete you.

15. 16. I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus. You can have my number though.

17. 18. You’re so unblemished I could sacrifice you.

19. Wow! I could really see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you!

20. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

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20 Of The Best Christian Pick-up Lines

So, my parents are home. Wanna come over?

1. I heard you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ… mind if I'm third wheel?

2.

3. So, my parents are home. Wanna come over?

4. If I march around you seven times, will you fall for me?

5.

6. I’m not Boaz and you’re not Ruth, but you can glean my fields anytime.

7.

8. Are you a Pharisee? ‘Cause you’re the fairest one I see.

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10. Do you need prayer? Because I can totally lay hands on you…

11. Your love language isn’t too important to me… because I’m going to love you in every language.

12.

13. Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?

14. On a scale from one to 10 you’re a nine and I’m the one God sent to complete you.

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16. I’d give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus. You can have my number though.

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18. You’re so unblemished I could sacrifice you.

19. Wow! I could really see myself being comfortable reading Song of Solomon with you!

20. Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

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The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to."

"There's room for everyone on the nice list."

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1. Why are towels considered dirty when you get out of the shower clean?

2. Who closes the bus door once the bus driver gets off?

3. Why is there a "d" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"?

4. If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

5. Is the "S" or the "C" silent in the word "scent"?

6. Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?

7. Would Lightning McQueen buy car insurance or life insurance?

8. Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?

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10. If 2 mind readers read each other's minds whose mind are they really reading?

11. Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

12. If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, are your pants tucked into your shirt?

13. Why is it called "quick sand" if you sink slowly in it?

14. If I try to fail, but succeed, which one did I do?

15. If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?

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