You might be a Cowboy if:

You have overly high expectations for campus appearance.

You conclude the majority of statements with "Go Pokes" and a proper hand gesture.

You are willing to eat something called a "Dirty Curty."

You hate OU.

You laugh at your hometown's attempt at "homecoming."

You hate everything to do with OU.

You've been told you are going to hell by "Preacher" Bob.

The nicest meal you've had at school was bought with a meal plan.

It's _:_ _ o'clock and OU still sucks.

You avoid walking by Theta pond on certain windy days.

You understand what I'm asking when I say get aspens and go to Aspen.

You proudly wear America's brightest orange.