Over the past week, I've seen countless students, including myself, getting frustrated over OU's slowness or rather complete lack of Wi-Fi connectivity. This causes both a delay in finishing homework and in finishing our latest Netflix obsession.
Here is a list of 20 things that are considerably faster than OU's Wi-Fi.
1. Human evolution.
2. Going through the line at the new Boyd dining hall.
3. Awaiting Christmas morning.
4. Three-toed sloths.
5. A family of snails traveling through peanut butter.
6. Watching that ONE person’s 200-plus second Snapstory all the way through (you know it feels like an eternity).
7. Getting over an ex.
8. Maturation of the Sun… which according to NASA is 50 million years
9. My parents texting on a flip phone
10. Finishing a bowl of soup with chop sticks
11. Childbirth
12. Hilary Duff’s comeback
13. The movement of glaciers
14. Walking up Morton Hill on an icy, snowy day
15. A red light when you’re late
16. OU’s never ending renovations
17. The release of "Finding Dory."
18. Plain ole molasses.
19. Me in the morning without coffee
20. The creative process