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If Ohio Universities Were 'Harry Potter' Characters

10 Ohio universities classified as Harry Potter characters based on student life, population, graduation rate, and general stereotypes.

Natalie Caswell

Nov 13, 2018

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Harry Potter : Ohio State University

Potter is cocky, athletic, and THE chosen one. People love him, hate him, and want to be him.

Ron Weasley: University of Cincinnati

Ron is Harry’s sidekick and never lives up to him.

Hermione Granger: Case Western Reserve University

Hermione is nerdy, pretentious, and under appreciated.

Draco Malfoy: Miami University

Draco is also pretentious, and snobby for no other reason than his parents are rich.

Seamus Finnegan: Ohio University

Everything Seamus does backfires.

Dudley Dursley: Kent State

Dudley is an idiot.

Dobby: Akron University

Dobby speaks in simple sentences and is a simple creature.

Rubeus Hagrid: Cleveland State University

Hagrid didn’t finish school much like 60% of Cleveland State’s students.

Gringotts goblins: Hiram

The goblins are small much like a 1,200 student population.

(Movie) Ginny Weasley: Youngstown

Movie Ginny has no personality.

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Harry Potter : Ohio State University

Ron Weasley: University of Cincinnati

Hermione Granger: Case Western Reserve University

Draco Malfoy: Miami University

Seamus Finnegan: Ohio University

Dudley Dursley: Kent State

Dobby: Akron University

Rubeus Hagrid: Cleveland State University

Gringotts goblins: Hiram

(Movie) Ginny Weasley: Youngstown

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It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

A Christmas Story (1983)

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Home Alone (1990)

Miracle on 34th Street (1947)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

A Charlie Brown Christmas

The Year Without a Santa Claus (1974)

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970)

The Polar Express (2004)

The Santa Clause (1994)

Frosty the Snowman (1969)

A Christmas Carol (1992)

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

Elf (2003)

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You are basically a zombie with a pencil.

You receive confused looks from others when you name drop an author/literary terminology.

You wear your suffering as a badge.

You proofread every text and social media post you write.

You cringe when you read a non-English major's paper,

You could spend all day in a library.

"The Office" is a mockumentary based on everyday office life featuring love triangles, silly pranks and everything in between. It can get pretty crazy for just an average day at the office.

The good old days are always happening now, so live in the moment.

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica” are the three most important topics one can talk about.

The Dundies are cooler than the Oscars.

Everybody has a Toby, and they are just someone you have to learn to deal with.

Group pictures are hard to take (especially jumping pics).

It's never too early to eat ice cream.

Schrute’s are always prepared for anything.

Except pop culture references...

Holidays are important and a very good reason to host any kind of party.

There will always be cynical co-workers to deal with.

Putting things in Jell-O is a great use of your time.

Sometimes funny voices and personas make awkward situations easier (just ask Prison Mike).

That places you may not always love can bring you the people you love.

Determination is an important characteristic to possess.

Sarcasm is essential in everyday life.

Love can be really weird.

At Halloween time, it is trivial to come with your best costume ready.

Friendship is long lasting no matter where the future takes you.

Pranks are funny no matter the age.

Goodbyes are hard, but reunions are worth it.

Blogs are confusing.

"That's what she said" jokes will never get old.

Jim Halpert can say so much with just a look at the camera.

Bros should always come before hoes because...

Declaring bankruptcy isn't as hard as we all thought.

Office places can be weird and stressful at times.

Michael Scott loves Dunder Mifflin and the Scranton Office more than anything.

"The Office" truly does have a lot that it can teach us.

Ah, pre-med: home of the dead at heart.

1. You have forsaken all your friends for coffee.

2. 8 hours of sleep? Try 4 instead.

3. Everyone asks you for medical advice, even though you’re not a doctor yet.

4. Your second home is the library.

5. Almost all of your nightmares are about school and exams.

6. You don’t see the problem with taking 3 technicals in one semester.

7. Research, research, research, research, research.

8. You volunteer more than any of your friends.

9. You like going to labs more than going to lecture.

10. But, you know it’ll all be worth the struggle the day you don that white coat and call yourself a doctor.

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