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21 Most Iconic One-Liners From 'Friends'

"PIVOT!"

Jilly Horaneck

Feb 20, 2017

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To me, Friends is hands down the best television show in the entire history of TV. The group of characters are iconic, and every situation they get into is relatable to a time in anyone's life. Here are what I believe to be the most iconic lines along with the episodes that they are featured in with no particular order.

1. "The Pilot"

Rachel: "What if I want to be, you know, a purse? Or a hat? No! I don't want you to buy me a hat! It's a metaphor, daddy!"

2. "The One With the Giant Poking Device"

Monica: "Ow, Monica bang. Everybody bang. Ben bang. Rachel bang. Bang, Rachel bang!"

3. "The One With Ross's Sandwich"

Ross: "That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!"

4. "The One With All the Cheesecakes"

Joey: (pulls out fork) "All right, what are we havin'?" (starts to dig in)

5. "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"

Phoebe: "Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica! My eyes! My eyes!"

6. "The One Where the Stripper Cries"

Joey: "Paper, snow, a ghost!"

7. "The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song"

Ross: "And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break."

8. "The One Where Eddie Moves In"

Phoebe: "I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear."

9. "The One With the Red Sweater"

Ross: "Hey, my sweater! I've been looking for this thing for, like, a month!"

10. "The One With the Routine"

Monica: "Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?"

11. "The One With the Embryos"

Chandler: "It's actually Ms. Chanandler Bong."

12. "The One With Unagi"

Rachel: "Ah, salmon skin roll."

13. "The One with the Jellyfish"

Joey: "If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!"

14. "The One With the Cop"

Ross: "Pivot!"

15. "The One With the Prom Video"

Phoebe: "See? He's her lobster!"

16. "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"

Joey: "I am pretty wisdomous."

17. "The One With Nap Partners"

Phoebe: "The coins have finally forgiven me!"

18. "The One Where Ross Gets High"

Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Goood. Jam? Goood. Meat? Goooood."

19. "The One With Ross's Wedding"

Ross: "...take thee, Rachel..."

20. "The One With the Birth Mother"

Joey: "Joey doesn't share food!"

21. "The Last One"

Chandler: "Sure. Where?"

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21 Most Iconic One-Liners From 'Friends'

"PIVOT!"

1. "The Pilot"

2. "The One With the Giant Poking Device"

3. "The One With Ross's Sandwich"

4. "The One With All the Cheesecakes"

5. "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"

6. "The One Where the Stripper Cries"

7. "The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song"

8. "The One Where Eddie Moves In"

9. "The One With the Red Sweater"

10. "The One With the Routine"

11. "The One With the Embryos"

12. "The One With Unagi"

13. "The One with the Jellyfish"

14. "The One With the Cop"

15. "The One With the Prom Video"

16. "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"

17. "The One With Nap Partners"

18. "The One Where Ross Gets High"

19. "The One With Ross's Wedding"

20. "The One With the Birth Mother"

21. "The Last One"

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1. Taking care of yourself when you're sick

2. Making a to-do list

3. Planning your activities around the weather

4. Scheduling your own doctor’s appointments

5. Getting your own toilet paper

6. Making food without needing to ask your mom questions

7. Holding your tongue

8. Saving your paycheck (or your tax refund) to pay your bills

9. Balancing your checkbook

10. Going places alone

11. Packing your own lunches

12. Actually eating your vegetables...on purpose

13. Taking a multivitamin

14. Planning a life after graduation

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1. If something happens, everyone knows about it

2. Never getting to be invisible

3. Knowing every single thing about every single person in the town

4. New kids are a big deal

5. It’s hard to make new friends

6. On that note ... the dating pool is even smaller!

7. Teachers are weirdly close to their students

8. It forced you to make friends out of school

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

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