Pretty much anyone who has social media has seen Odyssey articles before. Judging by the fact that you're reading this, I'd guess you've also read them before. And anyone who has read a few Odyssey articles knows they get repetitive because they all have similar formats and are about the same exact things. (Sorry to my fellow writers, but you know it's true.) Here's every Odyssey article you've ever read summed up in 28 headlines:

An Open Letter To A Parent

Just text your mom that you love her, my goodness.

Absolutely Anything As Told By Michael Scott/"The Office"

I'm pretty sure I've seen the entirety of "The Office" in .gif form at this point.

My Victimhood As A Young Republican

#FirstWorldProblems

15 Signs You’re From Planet Earth Or Anywhere Else

Why My Relationship Is Going Really Well

And other things my friends won't listen to me talk about anymore.

An Uncomfortably Specific Account Of A Breakup

An Open Letter To My Ex

Glad you're stronger now, but if your article is entirely about the person you're no longer with, that seems to show you're still not over them.

Why You Should Buy This

There's a 50% chance someone is getting paid to write this, but that means that there's a 50% chance they wrote this without getting paid... Which makes them a sucker.

Everything Is Okay Because God Is Here

Thank you for the reminder? Is God gonna write my paper?

Defensive Article To The People I Think Judge Me

If you don't have haters, make them up.

Why You Should Watch This TV Show That Everyone Has Already Seen

Thanks, I've never even heard of "13 Reasons Why" or "Grey's Anatomy."

A Really Sad Article About Death

Just A Bunch Of Gifs Of People Giving Up

And it's the same gifs every time, too.

An Open Letter To Anyone And Anything

Sit down to write a couple hours before the deadline, look around, and decide to write an open letter to a lamp.

A Detailed Description Of My Future Spouse

Controversial Article Written Because It’s Guaranteed To Get Views

I'm almost positive the person writing this doesn't even believe it.

A Response To The Controversial Article

Also guaranteed to get views because any sensible person agrees with it.

A News Article With Good Intentions But Zero Research

You're on the right track.

I’m Not Like Other Girls (And Other Slut-Shaming Thoughts)

We get it. You're not a ho.

Passive-Aggressive Article That Makes Everyone A Little Worried

U ok?

Feminist Trying To Defend Herself

I don't know how they still have the energy.

Anti-Feminist Trying To Defend Herself

Really just the equivalent of someone sticking their fingers in their ears and singing.

A Really Bad Playlist

Why would I listen to this weird indie music when I could listen to my playlist that's just The Jonas Brothers' "Burnin' Up" 57 times?

15 Signs You Have A Major, Like Something, Or Convert Oxygen To Carbon Dioxide

Share if you drink water #relatable

‘90s Kid Things That Are Actually From 2007

This seems off.

Social Media Is Killing Us So Share My Article

Things This Type Of Person Says

"Hey." Omg so true

Why We Need To Start Dating Again

I swear, if I see this article one more time, I'm gonna lose it.