There are many beverages one can choose when it comes to alcohol. Every single one is delicious in it's own way, yet none of these choices come as close to the amazingness that is wine. Take it from a lady whose taste range from college sorority girl to salty Scotchman, wine is in a category of it's own. Here's why:
1. It's delicious
There are so many variations in flavors from dry, sweet, fruity, oaky, vanilla to rainbows. The choices are endless with plenty to pick from to meet everyone's taste.
2. It's classy as f***
Champagne. Need I say more?
3. Matt Bellassai
This man has my dream job. Who wouldn't want a career based on drinking a ton of wine and speaking your mind? How can we be bff's, Matt?
4. It's so easy
Fancy mixed drinks are super fun and delicious. I totally understand that. But when you're lazy and on a budget, wine is the way to go. You just pop, and/or twist, that bottle open and you're good to go. No fuss no muss.
5. It's the best way to relax after a hard and long day
The next time you have a hard day, try coming home and putting on comfy clothes, plopping down on the couch with something stupid on (I recommend Toddlers and Tiaras), coloring, and pouring yourself a big ol' glass of sauvignon blanc. You're welcome.
6. Towns are named after it
Well, not exactly. But it's still pretty badass that a beverage becomes so popular and distinct that it takes on the name of an entire region.