Oh sloth
how I envy you
not a care in the world you give
What a wonderful life
you must live
Unrestrained from the reign of anxiety
without the added need of drunken stupor
nor the warmth of stoned slumber
Like you
I care not for the fast-paced life
I’d much rather graze in a tree
while sipping Kratom tea
much how you nibble
on Eucalyptus leaves
What a treat
don’t play dumb with me
we both know
you and I
that you also
like to get high…
in the trees that is,
we’re certainly no strangers
to pleading the Fifth