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Ode To Gilmore Girls: A Poem

Or, in which I'm officially deep in the Gilmore Girls fandom.

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Ode To Gilmore Girls: A Poem
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To Lorelai and Rory:

All you have to do is call my name,

and I’ll be there on the next train.


I will follow where you lead

to quaint Stars Hollow,

where everyone knows your business--

like the time

Lorelai received 1,000 yellow daisies,

and that Luke got married

and divorced

and that Rory got arrested

for stealing a yacht.


Where you lead I will follow,

down the street and we’ll see

the town troubadour (he sings about everything),

Doose’s Market (he runs everything),

Miss Patty’s Dance School (she knows everything),

Kirk (he does everything),

and Al’s Pancake World (they serve everything

but pancakes).


If you’re out on the road,

feeling lonely and so cold,

stay at the Dragonfly Inn

and verbally spar with Michel.

Eat at Luke’s Diner—

you’ll want a burger;

and if you’re feeling brave,

pay Kim’s Antiques a visit.


But you’ll know you’re a Gilmore Girl

when coffee becomes your oxygen;

when Friday night dinners are mandatory;

when you name your dog Paul Anka;

or when you say,

“Oy with the poodles already!”

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