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10 Things To Say To People Obsessed With Tanning That Will Warm Their Soul

"You look so tan." AH I know, thank you.

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Elle Woods

I'm personally am a little obsessed with tanning. If it's just a summer tan or you go to tanning beds all year long, everyone loves to be complimented on their natural glow.

1. “You look so tan.”

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Simple but effective.

2. “Did you just come back from vacation?”

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No I didn't but I'm glad you thought I did.

3. “I want tan lines like yours.”

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Yes, you most definitely do.

4. “How did you get so tan?”

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A girl never reveals her secrets.

5. “You should wear white clothing. It goes amazing against tan skin.”

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You're not wrong. My whole wardrobe is about to be completely white.

6. “Do you use self tanner?”

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No, this is allll natural. ;)

7. “Did you get a spray tan?”

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Honestly, spray tans are a great option. Not gonna lie, they're kinda fun to get done too.

8. “Do you wanna go tanning at the beach/pool?”

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The answer is always yes

9. “You look so dark.”

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What can I say, it's a gift that I can tan so well

10. “I love your tan.”

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Me too man.

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