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Not Studying For Your Finals As Told By Schmidt From "New Girl"

We all know what it's like to procrastinate studying. So does Schmidt.

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May is literally the month of nightmares for us college students. It consists of calculating the minimum amount of points you have to get on your final to pass with at least a C, endless cups of coffee, napping at abnormal times in the afternoon to compensate for the lack of sleep you received the night before, and worst of all: studying nonstop from yesterday's sunrise to today's sunset. But there's a lot of not studying involved with your finals schedule. Schmidt from New Girl can accurately describe what this means:

Not studying is canceling all your plans with friends because "you have to study." But instead of studying, you get SO distracted instead and do everything but study.

But sometimes you just cave in and you go you with your friends anyway when they invite you to places or when they say "hey come look at this meme."

Sometimes you don't even get distracted by your friends, but you get distracted by the hype on campus and all the students who are having fun without you.

It's also taking an obscene amount of naps for no reason. You just want to devote time to your relationship with your bed.

You're also interested in anything and everything that is not related to your school work.

Not studying is making exceptions for why you shouldn't study.

It's also knowing that you should really get going on that studying and knowing that you have to rearrange your schedule for tomorrow so that you can fit all the studying that you didn't do.

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