50 Random Thoughts From The Republican National Convention | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Politics

50 Random Thoughts From The Republican National Convention

God help us all.

9
50 Random Thoughts From The Republican National Convention
Esquire

Here are 50 random thoughts I had from watching the Republican National Convention.

  1. I can’t wait to see how Donald Trump’s campaign finds a way to screw up the convention!
  2. OH GOD THEY'RE ALLOWING OPEN CARRY NEXT TO THE STADIUM EVERYONES GOING TO DIE
  3. I have a feeling Lebron or Kyrie Irving aren’t going to show up to this event
  4. Johnny Manziel is a possibility, but only if he is tripping on acid
  5. Day Ones message of “Make America Safe Again” should be renamed “Blame Everything On Hillary Again"
  6. Who the hell is Scott Baio?
  7. They’re really going to emphasize Benghazi aren’t they
  8. "HILLARY CLINTON KILLED EVERYONE AT BENGHAZI WITH HEAR BARE HANDS”- Every single of these speakers tonight
  9. They should realize the fact that a Republican controlled House was responsible for the lack of funding at the embassy, leading it to be vulnerable to attack
  10. But nope, they are just going to go with blaming Hillary for everything.
  11. Rudy Gulliani's “WERE GONNA GET YA” speech will be a perfect addition to the next Independence Day movie.
  12. Ok, its Melania Trumps turn to speak
  13. Wow, this is a very well done speech.
  14. I still hate Trump though
  15. Wait a minute, it was plagiarized?
  16. Michelle Obama is apparently idolized by Melania Trump
  17. “To be or not to be, that is the question” - Melania Trump
  18. “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country” Melania Trump
  19. Wait, Why is the Trump Campaign Blaming the Speech on Hillary?
  20. SHE LITERALLY COPIED TWO WHOLE PARAGRAPHS FROM MICHELE OBAMAS 2008 SPEECH
  21. Ok, there is still a possibility that Trump can not be the nominee. All we need is for the delegates to vote against Trump
  22. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  23. Trump Is The Republican Nominee. Rest In Peace Republican Party and Democracy
  24. All of these speakers literally talk more about Hillary Clinton than Donald Trump
  25. Chris Christie got friend zoned by Trump
  26. This trial by Christie is clearly not being held by an unbiased jury
  27. Oh, boy, it's Ben Carson!
  28. Oh wait never mind he’s already asleep.
  29. How is Hillary comparable to Lucifer?
  30. I was going to ask Ben Carson, but it appears he has fallen back asleep
  31. Alright, Wednesday. Ted Cruz, the notorious zodiac killer, will be speaking tonight
  32. Will he endorse Trump?
  33. Will he add another murder to his list?
  34. Please don’t endorse Trump
  35. “Use your conscience” - HAHAHAAHAHHAHA THE TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE MAD
  36. Ted Cruz probably just killed his chances for 2020
  37. It may be gain an inch of respect for Cruz. A Mere Inch
  38. Ivanka Trump is a liberal
  39. “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, I would probably be dating her” - Donald Trump
  40. All of what Ivanka is talking about in this speech is liberal policy
  41. And Here Comes Trump
  42. This is a fear mongering speech
  43. His only policies are banning Muslims and building a wall
  44. This is such a depressing and never-ending speech
  45. STOP TALKING DONALD
  46. STOP LYING
  47. YOU’RE SO FULL OF IT
  48. Thank god, it's over
  49. All of those balloons floating down were probably made in China
  50. Can’t wait to hear actual policy and ideas next week at the Democratic Convention!
Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

10 Reasons Why It's Awesome When Your Best Friend Gets New Friends

She may not be with you 24/7 but it's all good because you're soul sisters.

152
super friends
Gabi Morales

We all have a person, and when that person makes some new friends, we tend to forget all the great things that can come out of it. Never forget how special they are to you and why you are best friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
mountains

If you're like me, then the last semester kicked your butt, big time. Lots of papers, projects, and overall chaos. While some things are beyond our control, there are some things you can do to make this semester one of your best ones yet!

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

8 Cringey College Tinder Stories

. Cringey Tinder stories from some Tinder girls

2303
a man and a woman sitting at a table
Photo by Good Faces on Unsplash

Toilet Troubles

"So, usually I would never go on a Tinder date but when you are out with girlfriends and a hot Bosnian guy says he wants to hang with you and his friends, you oblige. We head to their apartment and when I realized I may pee my pants if I don't find a bathroom soon. I ask for the bathroom and a friend of my tinder date shows me to it and said in all seriousness that I was not allowed to flush the toilet under ANY circumstances. Having a few drinks--or five--I relieved myself to, nevertheless, flush the toilet. Within seconds, his bathroom was flooded and towels were laid out everywhere to catch the toilet water. To say the least, we were not invited back"

Keep Reading...Show less
Girl with a Guy Bestfriend
vignette3

I can confidently say that about 90 percent of all the friends I have are male. It's just always been that way since I was a kid. Over the years, I've heard a lot of things and I've learned a lot of things, and here it all is. Enjoy!

If you're a girl with a guy best friend you know that...

Keep Reading...Show less
Greek Life
Clare Concannon

With being a member of Greek life, you are going to come across people who HATE Greek life and who always want to say something negative towards it. If you're not a part of Greek life, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But maybe try and keep some of the not-so-nice comments to yourself.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments