If you haven't heard of Noah Centineo is, then you're probably living under a rock. Ever since his movie "To All The Boys I Loved Before" hit Netflix, I can't get on Instagram or Twitter without seeing him.
He is one of those guys that makes your heart flutter just a little bit when you see him. The second I laid eyes on him as Peter Kavinsky I was in love. Until I saw his tweets. And his Instagram. And his leaked Snapchats. (Maybe don't look those up if your parents are around)
Now, I'll be honest, up until recently, I too, was a member of the whole Noah Centineo movement happening right now. But the truth is, this boy really thinks he's a part of 2013 Tumblr and I've had enough of it. He is the walking embodiment of cringe, and here's why:
I present to you red flag #1-- his Twitter bio.
Ya it was love, until I saw your twitter.
Holy shit that was love wasn’t it?— Noah (@Noah) 1527147781.0
This tweet makes me want to jump. Off a bridge.
How long does it take to fall in Love? Depends how fast you jump.— Noah (@Noah) 1535609258.0
Ugh so relatable :p
Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Maybe just once— Noah (@Noah) 1504932759.0
I don't really understand this one, but all I know is that it makes me cringe severely.
God? Naw, never met the guy but if I had to guess, I'd say she's a soft pillow, a comfortable bed and a warm meal.… https://t.co/giRtNOiJ1O— Noah (@Noah) 1511662834.0
He: *tweets*Me: *cringe*
Her: *waves* Me: *faints*— Noah (@Noah) 1518038087.0
He's just so deep, I love it XD
If you can get me out my feels then you’ll have me in my feels forever— Noah (@Noah) 1535574065.0
Is he trying yo be a Nicholas Sparks knock-off???
Fuck flowers I'll send you the florist Fuck a florist I'll show you the field Fuck the field let's grow a garden Fuck it all I love you.— Noah (@Noah) 1509642646.0
Noah, this makes me uncomfortable.
Remember how fun and intimately intricate making out can be?— Noah (@Noah) 1528422195.0
Now this one just screams 2013 Tumblr
Fuck. . . You’re so cute.— Noah (@Noah) 1535644756.0
I have to wonder... who is the person he's constantly subtweeting? And is she okay?
"What do you want to be when you get older? " Closer to you...— Noah (@Noah) 1494585839.0
What is the definition of cringy? Noah Centineo.
What is the definition of “smitten”? Me, right now, in this airport, dreaming about a stranger.— Noah (@Noah) 1524831488.0
Me: Hey Noah, can you please stop being cringy?Noah:
I️ can’t— Noah (@Noah) 1537696073.0
I hope that I have succeeded in convincing you of Noah Centineo's cringey-ness. And if not, I can't lie to you, I get it. Even doing research for this, I came across things that made me rethink this whole article. But at the end of the day, you have to face reality: NOAH CENTINEO IS CRINGY.
