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13 Noah Centineo Tweets That Made Me Say 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa' And NOT In The Good Way

And trust me, after seeing this, you'll be cringing too.

Kaylin Harding

Sep 26, 2018

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13 Noah Centineo Tweets That Made Me Say 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa' And NOT In The Good Way

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If you haven't heard of Noah Centineo is, then you're probably living under a rock. Ever since his movie "To All The Boys I Loved Before" hit Netflix, I can't get on Instagram or Twitter without seeing him.

He is one of those guys that makes your heart flutter just a little bit when you see him. The second I laid eyes on him as Peter Kavinsky I was in love. Until I saw his tweets. And his Instagram. And his leaked Snapchats. (Maybe don't look those up if your parents are around)

Now, I'll be honest, up until recently, I too, was a member of the whole Noah Centineo movement happening right now. But the truth is, this boy really thinks he's a part of 2013 Tumblr and I've had enough of it. He is the walking embodiment of cringe, and here's why:

I present to you red flag #1-- his Twitter bio.

Ya it was love, until I saw your twitter.

Holy shit that was love wasn’t it?
— Noah (@Noah) 1527147781.0

This tweet makes me want to jump. Off a bridge.

How long does it take to fall in Love? Depends how fast you jump.
— Noah (@Noah) 1535609258.0

Ugh so relatable :p

Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Maybe just once
— Noah (@Noah) 1504932759.0

I don't really understand this one, but all I know is that it makes me cringe severely.

God? Naw, never met the guy but if I had to guess, I'd say she's a soft pillow, a comfortable bed and a warm meal.… https://t.co/giRtNOiJ1O
— Noah (@Noah) 1511662834.0

He: tweetsMe: cringe

Her: *waves* Me: *faints*
— Noah (@Noah) 1518038087.0

He's just so deep, I love it XD

If you can get me out my feels then you’ll have me in my feels forever
— Noah (@Noah) 1535574065.0

Is he trying yo be a Nicholas Sparks knock-off???

Fuck flowers I'll send you the florist Fuck a florist I'll show you the field Fuck the field let's grow a garden Fuck it all I love you.
— Noah (@Noah) 1509642646.0

Noah, this makes me uncomfortable.

Remember how fun and intimately intricate making out can be?
— Noah (@Noah) 1528422195.0

Now this one just screams 2013 Tumblr

Fuck. . . You’re so cute.
— Noah (@Noah) 1535644756.0

I have to wonder... who is the person he's constantly subtweeting? And is she okay?

"What do you want to be when you get older? " Closer to you...
— Noah (@Noah) 1494585839.0

What is the definition of cringy? Noah Centineo.

What is the definition of “smitten”? Me, right now, in this airport, dreaming about a stranger.
— Noah (@Noah) 1524831488.0

Me: Hey Noah, can you please stop being cringy?Noah:

I️ can’t
— Noah (@Noah) 1537696073.0

I hope that I have succeeded in convincing you of Noah Centineo's cringey-ness. And if not, I can't lie to you, I get it. Even doing research for this, I came across things that made me rethink this whole article. But at the end of the day, you have to face reality: NOAH CENTINEO IS CRINGY.

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And trust me, after seeing this, you'll be cringing too.

I present to you red flag #1-- his Twitter bio.

Ya it was love, until I saw your twitter.

This tweet makes me want to jump. Off a bridge.

Ugh so relatable :p

I don't really understand this one, but all I know is that it makes me cringe severely.

He: *tweets*Me: *cringe*

He's just so deep, I love it XD

Is he trying yo be a Nicholas Sparks knock-off???

Noah, this makes me uncomfortable.

Now this one just screams 2013 Tumblr

I have to wonder... who is the person he's constantly subtweeting? And is she okay?

What is the definition of cringy? Noah Centineo.

Me: Hey Noah, can you please stop being cringy?Noah:

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