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13 Noah Centineo Tweets That Made Me Say 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa' And NOT In The Good Way

And trust me, after seeing this, you'll be cringing too.

Kaylin Harding

Sep 26, 2018

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13 Noah Centineo Tweets That Made Me Say 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa' And NOT In The Good Way

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I present to you red flag #1-- his Twitter bio.

Ya it was love, until I saw your twitter.

Holy shit that was love wasn’t it?
— Noah (@Noah) 1527147781.0

This tweet makes me want to jump. Off a bridge.

How long does it take to fall in Love? Depends how fast you jump.
— Noah (@Noah) 1535609258.0

Ugh so relatable :p

Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Maybe just once
— Noah (@Noah) 1504932759.0

I don't really understand this one, but all I know is that it makes me cringe severely.

God? Naw, never met the guy but if I had to guess, I'd say she's a soft pillow, a comfortable bed and a warm meal.… https://t.co/giRtNOiJ1O
— Noah (@Noah) 1511662834.0

He: tweetsMe: cringe

Her: *waves* Me: *faints*
— Noah (@Noah) 1518038087.0

He's just so deep, I love it XD

If you can get me out my feels then you’ll have me in my feels forever
— Noah (@Noah) 1535574065.0

Is he trying yo be a Nicholas Sparks knock-off???

Fuck flowers I'll send you the florist Fuck a florist I'll show you the field Fuck the field let's grow a garden Fuck it all I love you.
— Noah (@Noah) 1509642646.0

Noah, this makes me uncomfortable.

Remember how fun and intimately intricate making out can be?
— Noah (@Noah) 1528422195.0

Now this one just screams 2013 Tumblr

Fuck. . . You’re so cute.
— Noah (@Noah) 1535644756.0

I have to wonder... who is the person he's constantly subtweeting? And is she okay?

"What do you want to be when you get older? " Closer to you...
— Noah (@Noah) 1494585839.0

What is the definition of cringy? Noah Centineo.

What is the definition of “smitten”? Me, right now, in this airport, dreaming about a stranger.
— Noah (@Noah) 1524831488.0

Me: Hey Noah, can you please stop being cringy?Noah:

I️ can’t
— Noah (@Noah) 1537696073.0

I hope that I have succeeded in convincing you of Noah Centineo's cringey-ness. And if not, I can't lie to you, I get it. Even doing research for this, I came across things that made me rethink this whole article. But at the end of the day, you have to face reality: NOAH CENTINEO IS CRINGY.

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13 Noah Centineo Tweets That Made Me Say 'Whoa, Whoa, Whoa' And NOT In The Good Way

And trust me, after seeing this, you'll be cringing too.

In This Article:

I present to you red flag #1-- his Twitter bio.

Ya it was love, until I saw your twitter.

This tweet makes me want to jump. Off a bridge.

Ugh so relatable :p

I don't really understand this one, but all I know is that it makes me cringe severely.

He: *tweets*Me: *cringe*

He's just so deep, I love it XD

Is he trying yo be a Nicholas Sparks knock-off???

Noah, this makes me uncomfortable.

Now this one just screams 2013 Tumblr

I have to wonder... who is the person he's constantly subtweeting? And is she okay?

What is the definition of cringy? Noah Centineo.

Me: Hey Noah, can you please stop being cringy?Noah:

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Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

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