As November has begun, so has the annual "no shave November" days. Some people hate it, some people love it. I am one of the few who loves it because there's just something about a guy with a big, fluffy, lumberjack beard that just makes me want to cuddle up beside him with a pet and some hot chocolate. And if you're one of those people who absolutely hate beards, well, stop reading here because this is an article for all of us who love our men with beards.
1. Beards Make You Look More Sophisticated
Bearded men with pipes just seem so fancy somehow. Does this man not look like he would have a three-hour long discussion with you about his favorite piece of literature?
2. Beards Automatically Make You More Attractive
No facial hair = baby face. Mustache = creepy dude. Beard = helloooooo. This is science, and you can't argue with science.
3. ...Especially If You Have Tattoos
No words. Just, no words. Love me, please.
4. Guys With Beards Are More Creative
Girls have the ability to do so many things with their hair, guys with beards can do it with their beards.
5. You Can Make Them Look Pretty!
PSA: If you have long hair, tattoos, a beard, and will let me put flowers in your beard when we go hiking, there's a 172% chance that I will marry you.
6. Inexpensive And Portable Holiday Decor
I'm still taking applications for someone to let me put ornaments in their beard. Or just tag me in pictures of you doing it. Whichever you prefer.
7. Everyone Loves Beards. End Of Story.
How could you not?!