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Date The Girl Who Drinks Tequila

She is gong to be like no one you have ever met before.

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Date The Girl Who Drinks Tequila

There are two types of girls in this world: the one who can't stand the sight of tequila and then the girl who carries a bottle out with her at all times. If you find yourself a girl carrying a bottle of Patron, just know you found yourself the one.

You want to date the girl who drinks tequila because although she may be crazy, she is stronger and more respectable than you think. She has a big heart filled with love... for tequila. (She can make room in her heart for you, too.)

She will always want to dance. No one wants to go out to the bar and sit there on their phone the entire time. She will keep you up on your feet. And you can bet if she is good on the dance floor, she will be good with you in other places, too.

She will be hard to keep up with at times, but the struggle will be worth it. She will have you out on that dance floor the entire night. Tequila makes a girl crazy, but in a good way. So when she's on the other side of the bar dropping it like it's hot, just try to keep up with her.

Her ideal partner is going to be someone who can keep up, so if she's on her third shot and you're still trying to figure out how she does it, it's time to take a few shots yourself. Keep up.

She knows that tequila cures just about everything. She knows it can be good for an upset stomach, a bad day and even a broken heart. She won't need you to save her, that's tequila's job.

She knows the difference between good tequila and that cheap crap you find at college frat parties. She won't let you drink the crappy stuff, she wants you to experience the good stuff. Plus, she will always have the lime and salt handy.

She can hold her own when it comes to alcohol. Shots of tequila, especially the good stuff, (Jose, will always be her main man, sorry) are strong AF. Your typical lightweight gal cannot handle that sh*t. Not only can she hold her own when it comes to drinking, she can hold her own when it comes to her relationships as well.

She won't be one of those over-emotional girls when she is drinking, because tequila is considered an "upper." She will only be in a mood to have a good time. You won't have to worry about any tears or holding her hair back while she vomits.

She won't need your coat on the walk back from the bar because tequila already knows how to warm her up. No need to share this time around.

She knows that people respect a girl who can handle the good stuff like tequila. She loves being that girl. It really won't make our clothes fall off. (Unless you are down for that, then it's debatable.) No tears and no vomit. She just wants to show you a good time and dance the night away with you. Who doesn't want a girl that's down to have a good time, can drink a decent amount and still hold her own?

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