To the endless group messages, early mornings and dinner dates; this one goes out to my two favorite people in the world. You guys have made my year the best that it could be, and I'm so thankful for that. This list definitely could have been longer, so you're welcome for saving you the embarrassment. I love you both mucho and can't wait to be back living less than five feet from each other in three months. Cheers, bishes!
1. “Put pants on. A boy is coming over."
2. “Can you die of a hangover?"
3. “I think I have [insert disease you found on WebMd]."
4. “What do you mean you're not going out?"
5. “I think you've had enough…"
6. “Seriously, you need to start bringing your key."
7. “Where are you? Because you're not here."
8. “I will pay you to clean my room."
9. “My mom is being so annoying right now."
10. “Is this your sock?"
11. “Can I borrow your sticky boobs?"
12. “What was the date yesterday? I need it to not look like I did my homework this morning."
13. “Does this look bad on me?"
14. “If you put that picture on any social media, I will never talk to you again."
15. “I can't believe you just texted me from your bedroom. How lazy are you?"
16. “If I eat this, will you have half?"
17. “What do you mean you've never seen Knocked Up?"
18. “Are you okay in there?"
19. “Can you pick me up?"
20. “Please go look at _______'s Snapstory."
21. “Let's go to Dairy Queen."
22. “I just finished Friends. I don't have time for your problems right now."
23. “Can you play music that I can get ready to?"
24. “Well, are there going to be rides?"
25. “Mixie or shots? I'm asking for a friend here."
26. “You are the only person who gets me and knows my struggle to want to be clean, but not shower."
27. “I just took a quiz on what my St. Patrick's Day would be like."
28. “OMG, you have to watch this. It's so funny."
29. “Does my hair look greasy?"
30. “I have the best pictures of you from last night."
31. “Oh, if I were you, I would be so mad."
32. “Do you have any nail polish remover?"
33. “Is your WiFi working?"
34. “I can't go home for the holidays. Let's just stay here and forget to go home."
35. “My little sister keeps deleting my comments on her Instagrams. Who does she think she is?"
36. “Oh, I'm definitely going to vomit in the next 10 minutes."
37. “Whose leftovers are these?"
38. “You look so good, and I would tell you if you looked bad."
39. “Did you see _________'s Instagram?"
40. “You should all be ashamed of your actions last night."
41. “And I would be too if I remembered mine."
42. “If you go the dining halls, please bring me a Gatorade."
43. “Ew, delete that."
44. “Okay, you're gonna hate me, but…"
45. “Are you up?"
46. “You can't just go get the mail in your robe."
47. “I mean, I thought I looked good."
48. *Deep Sigh* “I'm so annoyed."
49. “How many cookies should I eat?"
50. “I loooooved Lizzie Mcguire."
51. “I got winded walking up to the third floor for my class. Is that sad?"
52. “I worked out yesterday. I can skip today, right?"
53. “Is that your stuff in the dryer?"
54. “We almost called out an Amber Alert for you."
55. “Aw, I haven't seen you in two hours. How ya been?"
56. “Are you ever going to get out of your bed today?"
57. “I'm having major FOMO right now."
58. “Are you as mad as I am that they took Hannah Montana off Netflix?"
59. “I can't decide if I like Amy Schumer yet. Give me time."
60. “I'm definitely not drunk enough to leave yet."
61. “I can't listen to you right now. You're being that ridiculous."
62. “I'm not totally confident that I know how to write a check."
63. “I really need to stop telling you guys things."
64. “Oh, how I've got a story for you…"
65. "I'll sober up in, like, 30 minutes."
