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A Night Out As Told By Kanye West Tweets

I mean, I would vote for Kanye in 2020.

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A Night Out As Told By Kanye West Tweets
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A night out from start to finish can be perfectly described by the tweets of the one and only Yeezus. Who else could more accurately describe a night out with friends than the self-obsessed rap genius himself?


When you finally get out of class on Friday and realize that it's the weekend:


When your whole crew officially decides to go out:


When your friends yell at you for running behind schedule:


When your hair, makeup, and outfit are on fleek:



When your friend tells you not to take that extra shot, but it ends up being a great decision:


When that same friend tells you that you're acting too wild:


When your crew doesn't want to go to the same club as you, but you make them go anyway and it's lit:


When you realize that every relevant person is out:


When you get more than one compliment on your outfit:


When you see your crush and he/she's looking fine:


When you see your ex-hookup:


When you fall in love with someone while waiting for a drink at the bar:


When your friend interrupts you while you are talking to your new love interest:


When people tell you that you're wasted:


When you try to tell your friends something important, but you're too intoxicated to make sense:


When you and your friends are debating whether you should order Pokey Stix or Jimmy John's:


When you successfully end the night with the same friends who you started the night with:


When you reminisce on the night's adventures:


Now, it's time to go to sleep and get ready for Saturday night.

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