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A Night Of Drinking As Told By New Girl

We all have kissed a stranger, had too much fireball, and not enough bread.

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“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.” - W.C. Fields

This is for the people not being able to remember the night before, or worse, they do. You might of experienced an intense Friday or Saturday night but it happens to everyone.
Sometimes we drink to much and say things we shouldn't say. You told that guy you liked him 50 times and now he thinks your weird. You spilt alcohol on yourself. You lost your shoes or that jacket you love so much. You wind up waking up at eight in the morning with a headache, smeared mascara, and have to have an awkward conversation with the guy you made out with the night before. It's a thing, a terribly awkward thing, but still a thing.


Here are a few quotes from New Girl to help you realize you aren't alone in your seemingly diverse feelings throughout the night. You won't always wake up and say last night was a fantastic night but that doesn't mean you are the only one out there you feels awful the morning after.

When you make your way to the party but you know that this area is sketchy. Sometimes the parties are not in the best areas and you aren't drunk enough yet to ignore it.

When the alcohol starts to hit you and everything sounds like the best idea of your life. I truly have a completely different idea about what is morally acceptable than drunk me does. Drunk me does not think that far in advance and it can either be a good or bad thing. I sometimes become the "Yes" girl!

When the decision didn't work out as great as you thought and the night starts to go downhill. Like I said "drunk us" doesn't make the BEST decisions and that can include being nice and talking to someone who ends up being super attached and crazy. Sometimes our wing-men and wing-women need to step in and control it.

Then comes the next day. Sometimes we wake up and remember nothing that happened and need to have a play by play. Then there are the nights where we were drunk enough to make stupid decisions but not drunk enough to forget the next day. Like finishing two bottles of wine then having to go into work or waking up next to a guy you probably won't see again. Then you reevaluate your life choices and replay everything the whole day.


BASICALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
I have done it the day after drinking. You don't want to face anybody and feel like you have embarrassed yourself for life. Just remember everyone has a bad night. Most likely everyone else was drunk too and doesn't remember most of your decisions. So just wake up and slay the next day because you can just say "Idk what happened, I was drunk" then move on.


Just remember to be safe and have a hell of a good time.







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