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A Night At Turf As Told By "Friends"

Always a night well spent.

Jordan Costa

May 17, 2016

College Park, MD

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Terrapin’s Turf is no Bentley’s or Cornerstone. From the fishbowls at happy hour to the DJ and dance floor that is significantly better than any of the other local bars, Turf is always the move. Getting in isn’t always easy, but it’s definitely always worth it. The music is always on point. People are always dressed to the nines. And the drinks are worth every penny. Without a doubt, a night at Turf is a night of fun.

1. When you and your friends make the decision to go to Turf.

2. The near death experience you have walking on the poorly maintained sidewalk.

3. The calm demeanor you try to maintain when the strict bouncers are examining your ID.

4. The nervousness you experience while waiting for your squad to make it past said bouncer.

5. Waiting too long for the bartenders to see that you’re thirsty and have money.

6. Carefully bringing that drink to the middle of the dance floor knowing damn well it won’t survive.

7. When you and your friends decide you need a round of shots for immediate results because…well…refer to #5.

8. Getting a little too much liquid confidence but not feeling embarrassed at all by your "moves."

9. The sudden NEED to break the seal and the extraordinarily long line you must wait in in order to do so.

10. The woman who works in the bathroom that will pull a bitch out the stall if you tip her.

11. Trying to find your friends on the dance floor and swatting the hands of the creepy guys trying to cop a feel.

12. Repeat steps 8-11 approximately two more times.

13. Noticing the basketball team has arrived when everyone has their flash on filming Jared and Jaylen dance to “My Boo."

14. Deciding this is your last song then you’ll leave.

15. Okay, one more.

16. Trying to go down the front stairs like you are completely functional so the bouncers don’t frown upon you.

17. Getting your fill of drunchies from 7/11 before you find your way home.

18. And of course, the necessary “I love you so much, you guys are my best friends” speech before you and your friends part ways.

Thanks, Turf, for providing us Terps with a perfect spot to hang out from happy hour til 2 a.m.

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A Night At Turf As Told By "Friends"

Always a night well spent.

1. When you and your friends make the decision to go to Turf.

2. The near death experience you have walking on the poorly maintained sidewalk.

3. The calm demeanor you try to maintain when the strict bouncers are examining your ID.

4. The nervousness you experience while waiting for your squad to make it past said bouncer.

5. Waiting too long for the bartenders to see that you’re thirsty and have money.

6. Carefully bringing that drink to the middle of the dance floor knowing damn well it won’t survive.

7. When you and your friends decide you need a round of shots for immediate results because…well…refer to #5.

8. Getting a little too much liquid confidence but not feeling embarrassed at all by your "moves."

9. The sudden NEED to break the seal and the extraordinarily long line you must wait in in order to do so.

10. The woman who works in the bathroom that will pull a bitch out the stall if you tip her.

11. Trying to find your friends on the dance floor and swatting the hands of the creepy guys trying to cop a feel.

12. Repeat steps 8-11 approximately two more times.

13. Noticing the basketball team has arrived when everyone has their flash on filming Jared and Jaylen dance to “My Boo."

14. Deciding this is your last song then you’ll leave.

15. Okay, one more.

16. Trying to go down the front stairs like you are completely functional so the bouncers don’t frown upon you.

17. Getting your fill of drunchies from 7/11 before you find your way home.

18. And of course, the necessary “I love you so much, you guys are my best friends” speech before you and your friends part ways.

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2. Waking up 10 minutes before your class starts and making it there in time.

3. Making it to class in general

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5. When you didn't do the homework and the teacher decides not to collect it for that day.

6. Getting that "I'm sorry, but class is cancelled" email.

7. Finding a quiet seat in the library.

8. Actually enjoying a class and understanding all of the material.

9. Having a friend to eat lunch with.

10. Finishing an assignment before the due date.

11. When there is free food on campus.

Becuase of all things to be addicted to, you're addicted to making money.

1. You can't remember your last day off.

2. Whenever someone asks to hang out, you're working.

3. When you do see your friends, you're in a "treating mood."

4. You work so much you don't have time to spend the money you're making.

5. You're too tired to function when you aren't working.

6. Finally seeing your friends and having way too much to catch up on.

83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

It hits hard in college.

1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

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12. Sanity > class

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14. Oh yeah, finals

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