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A Night At Turf As Told By "Friends"

Always a night well spent.

Jordan Costa

May 17, 2016

College Park, MD

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Terrapin’s Turf is no Bentley’s or Cornerstone. From the fishbowls at happy hour to the DJ and dance floor that is significantly better than any of the other local bars, Turf is always the move. Getting in isn’t always easy, but it’s definitely always worth it. The music is always on point. People are always dressed to the nines. And the drinks are worth every penny. Without a doubt, a night at Turf is a night of fun.

1. When you and your friends make the decision to go to Turf.

2. The near death experience you have walking on the poorly maintained sidewalk.

3. The calm demeanor you try to maintain when the strict bouncers are examining your ID.

4. The nervousness you experience while waiting for your squad to make it past said bouncer.

5. Waiting too long for the bartenders to see that you’re thirsty and have money.

6. Carefully bringing that drink to the middle of the dance floor knowing damn well it won’t survive.

7. When you and your friends decide you need a round of shots for immediate results because…well…refer to #5.

8. Getting a little too much liquid confidence but not feeling embarrassed at all by your "moves."

9. The sudden NEED to break the seal and the extraordinarily long line you must wait in in order to do so.

10. The woman who works in the bathroom that will pull a bitch out the stall if you tip her.

11. Trying to find your friends on the dance floor and swatting the hands of the creepy guys trying to cop a feel.

12. Repeat steps 8-11 approximately two more times.

13. Noticing the basketball team has arrived when everyone has their flash on filming Jared and Jaylen dance to “My Boo."

14. Deciding this is your last song then you’ll leave.

15. Okay, one more.

16. Trying to go down the front stairs like you are completely functional so the bouncers don’t frown upon you.

17. Getting your fill of drunchies from 7/11 before you find your way home.

18. And of course, the necessary “I love you so much, you guys are my best friends” speech before you and your friends part ways.

Thanks, Turf, for providing us Terps with a perfect spot to hang out from happy hour til 2 a.m.

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A Night At Turf As Told By "Friends"

Always a night well spent.

1. When you and your friends make the decision to go to Turf.

2. The near death experience you have walking on the poorly maintained sidewalk.

3. The calm demeanor you try to maintain when the strict bouncers are examining your ID.

4. The nervousness you experience while waiting for your squad to make it past said bouncer.

5. Waiting too long for the bartenders to see that you’re thirsty and have money.

6. Carefully bringing that drink to the middle of the dance floor knowing damn well it won’t survive.

7. When you and your friends decide you need a round of shots for immediate results because…well…refer to #5.

8. Getting a little too much liquid confidence but not feeling embarrassed at all by your "moves."

9. The sudden NEED to break the seal and the extraordinarily long line you must wait in in order to do so.

10. The woman who works in the bathroom that will pull a bitch out the stall if you tip her.

11. Trying to find your friends on the dance floor and swatting the hands of the creepy guys trying to cop a feel.

12. Repeat steps 8-11 approximately two more times.

13. Noticing the basketball team has arrived when everyone has their flash on filming Jared and Jaylen dance to “My Boo."

14. Deciding this is your last song then you’ll leave.

15. Okay, one more.

16. Trying to go down the front stairs like you are completely functional so the bouncers don’t frown upon you.

17. Getting your fill of drunchies from 7/11 before you find your way home.

18. And of course, the necessary “I love you so much, you guys are my best friends” speech before you and your friends part ways.

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