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19 Nick Miller Quotes To Use When Talking To Friends And Family About COVID-19

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65 percent beer."

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19 Nick Miller Quotes To Use When Talking To Friends And Family About COVID-19
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With everything going on with coronavirus (COVID-19), and how seemingly serious things are getting with it, it's always good to remember that often times, laughter can be the best medicine.

So, while you are educating yourself about coronavirus, and discussing its ramifications with family and friends, don't hesitate to make someone laugh.

Here are some iconic Nick Miller quotes from "New Girl" that could be relevant when discussing coronavirus.

1. When you first learned about coronavirus, but at still skeptical of how serious it is:

"I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the science. I don't believe it."

2. When you have to hype your immune system up to be on it's A-game:

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65 percent beer."

3. When they say the best thing you can do is self-quarantine, just to be safe:

"I want to go in my room and do weird stuff on my computer."

4. When you are working or going to school remotely, but still want to go out on the weekends:

"Drinking to forget? That's my sweet spot!"

5. When someone asks you to dance at the club but you don't want to catch germs:

"No, I don't dance. I'm from the town in 'Footloose.'"

6. When you start taking the coronavirus a little more seriously and think about the ramifications it could have on your life:

"Life sucks! And then it gets better, and then it sucks again."

7. When your friend says "it's only old people that are dying from this, we are fine":

"You're a terrible person. It's hilarious."

8. When you have an intervention with your one friend who could probably wash their hands a little bit more:

"Look, we're not trying to be mean. We just don't want you to be yourself… in any way."

9. When they tell you that you have nothing to worry about because "young, healthy adults" should be just fine battling the coronavirus:

"I am not a successful adult. I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself."

10. When people start talking about how much this is tanking the stock market:

"What is money anyway? It's just paper that some king on a mountain said was worth something. Gold I understand, it's shiny."

11. When you start to question how much you should be washing everything you touch:

"I don't wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

12. When they say you can't use Tito's vodka to make your own hand sanitizer:

"Can I get an alcohol?"

13. When you put on some music to help calm your nerves and get away from coronavirus coverage:

"I'd trust Beyoncé with my life. We be all night."

14. When you convince yourself working out more will make you less likely to get coronavirus:

"I mean, I'm not doing squats or anything. I'm trying to eat less donuts."

15. When you realize the germs can't hurt you until they get inside your body:

"The enemy is the inner me."

16. When you start coming up with new ideas for getting rid of germs that probably don't work at all:

"Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing. I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you."

17. When you start to get a cold and are convinced you can drink it away:

"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."

18. When they say the warmer weather will help bring all this to a stop:

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, a summer's day is not a bitch!"

19. When everyone is saying to stay in your apartment and avoid travel but all you want to do is book a flight somewhere because they are so CHEAP:

"Nick Miller: turning lemonade into lemons since 1981."

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