Any devoted "Bachelorette" fans know who Nick Viall is; he's the guy who somehow always seems to come in second and is known for his passionate make out sessions. After being rejected by Andi Dorfman in favor of Josh Murray (obvious choice) Nick went on "After the Final Rose" and proceeded to ask Andi why she would "make love to him" and "do finance stuff" with him if she wasn't going to choose him. Did you just gag? Because I certainly did. Dude, no one wants to hear about the Fantasy Suite, that's why there aren't any cameras in there! (But seriously, if you want to read more about their Fantasy Suite experience, Andi wrote about it in her tell all book It's Not Okay, I highly recommend it).

That public humiliation wasn't enough for our good friend Nick. He of course returned as a suitor on Kaitlyn Bristowe's season and his claim to fame there was having sex with her extremely early on in the season. My only problem with this incident is that she was slut-shamed while he received nowhere near the same amount of scrutiny. But again, he caused problems in the house with the other men and did some weird things with his tongue during explicit kissing scenes. He was then dumped again and AGAIN went on "After the Final Rose" and threw a whole fit that Kaitlyn led him on. Does he not realize that is the literal point of the show? 25 men are dating one woman, 24 of those men are inevitably going to get led on.

On this season of "Bachelor in Paradise" Nick returned yet again as 35-year-old single man with a new haircut and a seemingly calmer and more likable personality. He without a doubt is less gross and less weird on his third time around, but he will never be one of my favorites. This is why when it was recently announced that Nick would be the next Bachelor I absolutely lost it. No like seriously, I had to leave the silent floor of the library because I couldn't stop freaking out and had to call my mom to talk it through with her.

Why am I so unhappy about Nick? First of all this is his fourth time appearing in the series, like does he have some magical job that lets him take crazy amounts of time off to find love and travel the world? Second of all he's kind of old and most of the women who come on the show are 10 years younger than him. Third of all, he's weird and mean! He publicly humiliated Andi, who is one of my favorite people ever I might add, and pulled the same odd moves on Kaitlyn and Andi. I would prefer to not watch the same creepy pick up lines for the thousandth times.

That being said I am obviously going to watch this season because what else do I do with my time. Also, I am praying Andi makes a cameo. I did Instagram direct message her asking if she will be making an appearance, stay tuned to see if she responds!