I would like to extended my gratitude to the parents of these men. The gene pool did you well in athletics and appearance.

1. Anaheim Ducks - Jared Boll (#40, right wing)

He looks Dylan O'Brien. There were also pictures of him holding puppies and those were great.

2. Boston Bruins - Adam McQuaid (#54, defenseman)

If I'm being honest, I picked him because he looks like Tyler Seguin.

3. Buffalo Sabres - Ryan O'Reilly (#90, centerman)

Number 90 on the ice, almost number one in my heart.

4. Calgary Flames - Matthew Tkachuk (#19, left wing)

*Suit and Tie by Justin Timberlake plays in the background*

5. Carolina Hurricanes - Klas Dahlbeck (#6, defenseman)

I am very, very jealous of this dog.

6. Chicago Blackhawks - Jonathan Toews (#19, centerman)

They call him Captain Serious for a reason -- he's seriously hot.

7. Colorado Avalanche - Gabe Landeskog (#92, left wing)

He's called Gabe the Babe for a reason.

8. Columbus Blue Jackets - Alexander Wennberg (#41, centerman)

Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.

9. Dallas Stars - Jamie Benn (#14, left wing)

Dallas is a very lucky city. Trust me, I wanted to put Tyler Seguin too but if I started picking two players for each team I'd be here all night.

10. Detroit Red Wings - Gustav Nyquist (#14, right wing)

He's pretty sweet for a Swede.

11. Edmonton Oilers - Oscar Klefborn (#77, Defenseman)

If I suddenly go missing, I'm either in Edmonton or Sweden.

12. Florida Panthers - Aaron Ekblad (#5, defenseman)

Florida is known for it's beaches and it's beauties.

13. Los Angeles Kings - Jeff Carter (#77, right wing)

King of the ice and king of my heart.

14. Minnesota Wild - Marco Scandella (#6, defenseman)

Trilingual, tattooed and drop dead gorgeous.

15. Montreal Canadiens - Jordie Benn (#8, defenseman)

Dallas did Canada a favor when they traded Jordie Benn.

16. Nashville Predators - James Neal (#18, right wing)

I wanted to pick the whole team, but after consulting my mom, we agreed on the Real Deal James Neal because he looks like McDreamy.

17. New Jersey Devils - Beau Bennett (#19, right wing)

This team didn't give me much hope, so I picked a former Pittsburgh Penguin.

18. New York Islanders - Casey Cizikas (#53, centerman)

His eyes are bluer than the blue on his jersey.

19. New York Rangers - Henrik Lundqvist (#30, goal tender)

It's a shame that you have a mask covering your face.

20. Ottowa Senators - Derick Brassard (#19, centerman)

I wonder if all the pads helped when you fell from heaven.

21. Philadelphia Flyers - Brayden Schenn (#10, centerman)

As a Penguins fan, this was a painful team to look at, but alas I found a Flyer worthy of staring at.

22. Phoenix Coyotes - Oliver Ekman-Larsson (#23, defenseman)

Just like the Arizona desert, you sir, are hot.

23. Pittsburgh Penguins - Kris Letang (#58, defenseman)

Oui, oui.

24. Saint Louis Blues - Colton Parayko (#55, defenseman)

How could Saint Louis feel blue with someone like you?

25. San Jose Sharks - Chris Tierney (#50, centerman)

Shark bait ooh la la.

26. Tampa Bay Lightning - Steven Stamkos (#91, centerman)

If I were Taylor Swift, I'd write so many songs about you.

27. Toronto Maple Leaves - Auston Matthews (#34, centerman)

A is the first letter in the alphabet and you're the first in my heart.

28. Vancouver Canucks - Bo Horvat (#53, centerman)

Don't mind me, just applying for a passport so I can go to Canada.

29. Washington Capitals - Tom Wilson (#43, right wing)

Another gift from the nation's capital.

30. Winnipeg Jets - Chase De Leo (#17, centerman)

What a baaaaabe.