So most of us, if not all of us, never really keep our New Year's resolutions. We might keep a couple of them, but if we are being honest with ourselves, most fade from memory by the time February hits. With that being said, this year I've created a fool-proof plan to force myself to see these 31 resolutions to an end...this should work right?

1. Work out less.

2. Binge Netflix TV shows more often.

3. Fail Classes this semester.

4. Be a hermit.

5. Budget for only 1 month this year.

6. Read 1 book this year.

7. Start smoking.

8. Drink 1 soda everyday.

9. Keep my life in a disorganized mess.

10. Keep procrastinating.

11. Check Facebook once every 15 minutes.

12. Watch a marathon instead of run in one.

13. Experience less music.

14. Eat fast food more.

15. Become an alcoholic.

16. Snack on junk food once a day.

17. Cut any existing ties with an old friend.

18. Watch YouTube more.

19. Buy more useless things.

20. Worry about the little things.

21. Forget to recycle.

22. Believing that I can't do it.

23. Over-use the "snooze" button.

24. Post more filtered images of myself of social media.

25. Leave that "one room" extremely messy.

26. Stay up later.

27. Remember to hold on to that grudge.

28. Show up late to everything.

29. Write a letter to future self, then forget to send it.

30. Grab a journal, forget to write in it.

31. Finally, (the only real one) forget to keep all of these!