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New Years Resolutions We Can Actually Keep

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New Years Resolutions We Can Actually Keep

At the beginning of each year, many of us make a list of resolutions; a decree of the things we will change or improve upon in the new year. A lot of people set unrealistic goals, and end up being discouraged when the end of the year comes around and no resolutions were checked off their list. Here’s a list of resolutions that anyone can keep in 2016.

In 2016, my goal is to:

1. Never step foot inside of a gym.

2. Eat more potato chips.

3. Watch Netflix whenever I get the chance.

4. Skip more classes

5. Drink more alcohol.

6. Spend more money.

7. Make no new friends.

8. Keep procrastinating.

9. Call my family only when I need something from them.

10. Stay single.

11. Sleep in every day.

12. Stay up late every night.

13. Always get food delivered.

14. Never study.

15. Add more cursing to my vocabulary

16. Never clean my room.

Above is a list of things many people already do. Instead of making a list of resolutions that will be hard to keep, continue doing what you already do and you’ll have a stress-free 2016!

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