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New Years Resolutions to Choose From Because You're Lazy

find something to 'change your life' for this Earth Rotation.

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New Years Resolutions to Choose From Because You're Lazy
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Are you unsatisfied with your life and want to feel motivated but don't know how? Well as it just so happens the Earth has made a full rotation around the sun which means you can use that as an excuse to to make your life better by choosing a "New Years Resolution"! What's that? You aren't creative enough and or you're super lazy don't know what to pick for a resolution? Well look no further because here is a super helpful list of basic af resolutions that you can either work off of or copy to the very last detail!


1. Exercise

This resolution takes the cake: fitness. For most people this is derived from a media platform that raised everyone to in some way feel insecure about themselves. Never mind the fact that physical movement can help with mental wellness as well; this is about striving to achieve a nearly unobtainable goal. So spend your cash on some new fitness clothes and buy a gym membership because the next month and a half is about to be so fit. Be sure to tell everyone you're doing this so when you slip into your normal habits you will have enough shame to fuel your need to do this again next year.


2. Read


Spend more time reading and less time sitting around binging Netflix of scrolling through your feed. Get some real information into your system. Ignore all other responsibilities. Sell all your belongings and use the money to buy books. Hole yourself away and read into oblivion. Sign the contract. Become a book like all other readers before you.


3. Be Nice


I'll be honest I don't really know what people do for resolutions so maybe being nice is one of them? I guess if you're rude to people make the totally reasonable resolution to change your entire personality and keep it that way. You won't deal with sociological repercussions of trying to change your entire personality. You will be fine.


4. Vegetable



5. Master a hobby


Take control of the person you want to be and master a hobby you've always wanted to try. It could be cooking, painting, bungee jumping, crafting knifes, skinning raccoons, stilt walking, or anything really. Whatever you end up choosing, just make sure you do it really well and outside so your neighbors get jealos.

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