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New Years Resolutions (Parody)

How are those New Years resolutions going for you?

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It's time of year again where everyone, yes I mean everyone, starts to make up their New Year resolutions. Now I want you to be honest here, how many times have you actually kept your New Year resoultion... Very few times I'm guessing. Anyways, if you feel like you need a New Years resolution but want to keep it simple you have come to the right place. Here are 15, more less, maybe easy but maybe not, New Years resolution:

1: Go the gym! But motivate yourself by knowing you will see that cute guy/gal there and that you can eat more after.

2: Maybe take less selfies, or more selfies. Which ever you think is best.

3: Go Vegan or Vegetarian. Or eat more meat, whatever floats your boat.

4: Read 1 to 2 books a month, or look at pictures in 1 to 2 books a month.

5: Stop texting your ex, this one usually helps set the tone for the whole year.

6: Start sliding into the DM's of that cute gal or pal you've been admiring.

7: Start blogging! And if you aren't into blogging you can always read them. *wink wink*

8: Buy a dog!!!!!

9: Maybe get all A's in your college classes. Or B's, or C's. I dont really know, just a set a goal or something.

10: Spice up your outfits. And by this I mean, STOP buying the same 6 colors of clothing and buy a new pair of shoes.

11: Start a new TV series on Netflix, because Lord knows if we don't start a new series right after we end one, we will die.

12: Meet some new and exciting people. Try and get to know them. And no your hair dresser does not count.

13: Sleep more. We all need more sleep.

14: Maybe you wanna get out into the dating world. So you could do that. Make a dating profile or something. I'm not really sure how those work but they are on TV all the time so I'm sure it's legit.

15: Learn a New Language. I hear learning Hawaiian is hot right now.

I hope these ideas helped you out a bit! Happy New Year everyone. :)

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