As a cat lady in training, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of New Year’s Resolutions my cats were making this year. So, I asked one of my cats what her resolutions were and picked my 11 favorites to share.

1. I will pounce on my human to make sure they are alive in the morning.

Some may think that I care, but it's just so that my human will feed me.

2. I will beg for my human's food, even after they have given me my own food.

I probably won't even eat it.

3. I will bring "gifts" to my human.

Maybe this year my human will appreciate dead mice and birds as gifts.

4. I will play dead on the stairs, especially when my human is trying to bring in groceries or laundry.

It really trips them up.

5. I will teach my human how to type properly.

Diz iz howz u typez proper.

6. I will nap on any and every surface that I find.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

7. I will torture the dog every single day.

I need a guaranteed reason to laugh every day.

8. I will set the record for the most naps a cat has ever taken.

Following your dreams is important.

9. I will learn to fly.

Birds will be easier to catch if I can fly.

10. I will make sure my human's clothes are covered in my fur.

Especially their black clothes.

11. I will be the purr-fect cat.

If nothing else, I will be better than everyone else.