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Bob's Burgers: A Hilarious Guide to New Year's Resolutions

This wonderfully created TV series offers up many laughs and subliminal life lessons. For whatever your New Years resolution is, they've got an episode for that.

Jamie Dougherty

Apr 16, 2024

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Bob's Burgers is a hilarious show that follows the antics of the Belcher family. The show is a riot and if you've seen every episode, you know what I mean. Here are some episodes that relate to common New Year's resolutions:

Bob picks up a second job to make extra money for his daughter's birthday
Bob and Teddy get in shape at a stunt man boot camp
The family goes on a classy limo ride to boost Tina's spirits after a breakup
Bob and Linda try something new by turning the restaurant into a dinner musical theater
The family gets rid of their old couch and gets something new
Teddy's family visits and he enlists Bob and Linda's help to clean up his hoarder-like house.
the family goes camping for a weekend.
Bob helps out a friend in jail.

For Family-Oriented Resolutions: S1E6 Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

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Bob picks up a second job, despite the long hours and late nights, to make some extra money so his daughter, Tina, can have a great birthday.

For Goal-Driven Resolutions: S2E4 BurgerBoss

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Bob goes as far as getting wrist braces to break the high score on the video game where his nemesis, Jimmy Pesto, holds first place.

For Fitness Resolutions: S5E3 Friends with Burger-Fits

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Bob feels bad because he sells burgers, so he and Teddy team up to get in shape and improve Teddy's health at an extreme stunt man boot camp.

For Self-Care Resolutions: S8E7 V for Valentine-detta

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After Tina is dumped by Jimmy Jr. the ladies hit the town in a classy limo to boost her spirits on the love-filled holiday.

For "Try Something New" Resolutions: S1E5 Hamburger Dinner Theater

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Things go awry when Bob is convinced by Linda to turn the restaurant into a dinner musical theater.

For "Moving On" Resolutions: S6E9 Sacred Couch

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Linda's heart is in pieces when the family needs to get rid of their busted couch and get something new.

For "Breaking old habits" Resolutions: S8E5 Thanks-Hoarding!

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Teddy's family decides last minute to come and he runs to Bob and Linda to help pull it off. Except his house is like an episode of Hoarders.

For Travelling Resolutions: S4E1 A River Runs Through Bob

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The Belcher family does something they don't typically do- they head into the woods for a great weekend of camping, nature, and wildlife.

For Friendship Resolutions: S6E13 Wag the Hog

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Bob is a good friend and takes care of some business for his pal, Critter, who is currently in jail.

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