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Bob's Burgers: A Hilarious Guide to New Year's Resolutions

This wonderfully created TV series offers up many laughs and subliminal life lessons. For whatever your New Years resolution is, they've got an episode for that.

Jamie Dougherty

Apr 16, 2024

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Bob's Burgers is a hilarious show that follows the antics of the Belcher family. The show is a riot and if you've seen every episode, you know what I mean. Here are some episodes that relate to common New Year's resolutions:

Bob picks up a second job to make extra money for his daughter's birthday
Bob and Teddy get in shape at a stunt man boot camp
The family goes on a classy limo ride to boost Tina's spirits after a breakup
Bob and Linda try something new by turning the restaurant into a dinner musical theater
The family gets rid of their old couch and gets something new
Teddy's family visits and he enlists Bob and Linda's help to clean up his hoarder-like house.
the family goes camping for a weekend.
Bob helps out a friend in jail.

For Family-Oriented Resolutions: S1E6 Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

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Bob picks up a second job, despite the long hours and late nights, to make some extra money so his daughter, Tina, can have a great birthday.

For Goal-Driven Resolutions: S2E4 BurgerBoss

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Bob goes as far as getting wrist braces to break the high score on the video game where his nemesis, Jimmy Pesto, holds first place.

For Fitness Resolutions: S5E3 Friends with Burger-Fits

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Bob feels bad because he sells burgers, so he and Teddy team up to get in shape and improve Teddy's health at an extreme stunt man boot camp.

For Self-Care Resolutions: S8E7 V for Valentine-detta

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After Tina is dumped by Jimmy Jr. the ladies hit the town in a classy limo to boost her spirits on the love-filled holiday.

For "Try Something New" Resolutions: S1E5 Hamburger Dinner Theater

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Things go awry when Bob is convinced by Linda to turn the restaurant into a dinner musical theater.

For "Moving On" Resolutions: S6E9 Sacred Couch

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Linda's heart is in pieces when the family needs to get rid of their busted couch and get something new.

For "Breaking old habits" Resolutions: S8E5 Thanks-Hoarding!

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Teddy's family decides last minute to come and he runs to Bob and Linda to help pull it off. Except his house is like an episode of Hoarders.

For Travelling Resolutions: S4E1 A River Runs Through Bob

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The Belcher family does something they don't typically do- they head into the woods for a great weekend of camping, nature, and wildlife.

For Friendship Resolutions: S6E13 Wag the Hog

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Bob is a good friend and takes care of some business for his pal, Critter, who is currently in jail.

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Bob's Burgers: A Hilarious Guide to New Year's Resolutions

This wonderfully created TV series offers up many laughs and subliminal life lessons. For whatever your New Years resolution is, they've got an episode for that.

For Family-Oriented Resolutions: S1E6 Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

For Goal-Driven Resolutions: S2E4 BurgerBoss

For Fitness Resolutions: S5E3 Friends with Burger-Fits

For Self-Care Resolutions: S8E7 V for Valentine-detta

For "Try Something New" Resolutions: S1E5 Hamburger Dinner Theater

For "Moving On" Resolutions: S6E9 Sacred Couch

For "Breaking old habits" Resolutions: S8E5 Thanks-Hoarding!

For Travelling Resolutions: S4E1 A River Runs Through Bob

For Friendship Resolutions: S6E13 Wag the Hog

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Who knows where we would be without them.

1. Thank you for laughing at my jokes, even when they really aren’t funny.

2. Thank you for singing unbearably loud with me all the time.

3. Thank you for letting me vent to you for hours about anything and basically being my personal therapist.

4. Thank you for ordering pizza with me at 2 in the morning.

5. Thank you for all the movie days when we don’t feel like moving.

6. Thank you for being my workout buddy everyday.

7. Thank you for sharing your closets with me.

8. Thank you for taking naps with me at random hours during the day.

9. Thank you for cleaning our home with me when we absolutely need to.

10. Thank you for all the rides when it’s late and you don’t want me to walk home alone in the dark.

11. Thank you for studying with me in our kitchen when we didn't want to go the library.

12. Thank you for making dinner with me.

13. Thank you for helping with my hair, makeup and outfit every time we go out.

14. Thank you for taking countless ugly pictures with me.

15. Thank you for not judging me when I go too long without showering.

16. Thank you for making our apartment feel like a second home.

17. Thank you for being there through all of our boy troubles.

18. Thank you for giving me a hug when I feel homesick.

19. Thank you for getting excited with me when one of us gets a good grade on an exam.

20. Thank you for still being my friend and not judging me when I say or do dumb things.

21. Thank you for telling me what I should do when I am sick.

22. Thank you for dancing horribly with me everywhere we go.

23. Thank you for staying up super late with me when we aren’t tired or can’t sleep.

24. Thank you for being super weird with me.

25. Thank you for all the unforgettable college memories.

26. And most of all, thank you for being the best friends a girl could have.

I may or may not be stressing right now.

1. "What do I have to study for?"

2. "What class do I need to study for the most?"

3. "I’m going to ace this."

4. "Focus!"

5."I have no idea what I'm reading."

6. "I should call my smart friend about this."

7. "I’m going to fail. I’m going to fail."

8. "I’m dropping out of school."

9. "What grade do I have to get on the final to pass the class?"

10. "Oh, no, I have to do good."

11. "I shouldn’t have procrastinated all semester."

12. "I wanna go to bed."

13. "We did not learn this!"

14. "I should go get food."

15. "Why do we even have finals?"

16. "I don’t want to be at the library."

17. "Get off your phone."

18. "I can watch Netflix for like 20 minutes and then go back to studying."

19. "I shouldn’t have watched Netflix."

20. "You have to study now!"

The "Happiest Place on Earth" has a lot of characters with some pretty great advice.

Remember you’re the one who can fill the world with sunshine. — Snow White

The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it. — Rafiki

You don't have time to be timid. You must be bold and daring. — Lumière

If watching is all you're gonna do, then you're gonna watch your life go by without ya. — Laverne

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. — Grandmother Willow

Always let your conscience be your guide. — Jiminy Cricket

To infinity and beyond. — Buzz Lightyear

Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved. — Pooh

Let it go. — Elsa

If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all. — Thumper

Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories. — Genie

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